Food

Two thousand and fourteens,
The date….
Not sure that things are better!
For the...

The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.
If you're...

I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly.
But when it was hot, I...

I know what you want to order for dinner, Welsh Rarebit.
But if you order it again, I swear that I'...

I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place.
The Health Department found 117...

Come, join the picnic

Mistress pussy cat

sat in the garden

no need for a hat...

You will never find a thing as tasty as a pickle
With smoother sides or crunchy bite; your tongue is...

I don't know why I do it
Why I put it in my mouth
I know I put on timber
Especially...

Im not fussy me,
I just know how I like my tea,
Milky but strong tickles me tongue.

...

Cries of sadness

Sighs of dissapointment

Children's eyes filled with tears

For...

Maybe a broken heart hurts for a reason.

Your heart, may function like your stomach.

You...

BREAD

Knead the dough
Please more flour
Before your roll

Endless attending...

Dayna Dee, oh Dayna Dee I saw your cat run up a tree..

First I saw him in the house, I thought he...

She spent an entire night

Of a life-time creating a snare

For food to feed her round body...