Funny

Oh my fragile soul so deep in thought I can not explain how the sight of you makes me turn into the deepest...

T attooed and toothless

E verything in excess

X marks the spot

A ssholes by the...

Walking down the street,
Walking fast ,
Running late,
An interview,
To change...

My lover

My sister

My woman, child

I want to put myself inside you

And stay...

Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari.
People try to steal my car but they end...

Let’s all run and join the circus

The walls, our heads will percuss,

Let’s all find that...

Big Little brother you are just the Man for the job,

I said open the door,you tore off the nob....

I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.
The owner grabbed his shotgun and a...

I went with mama down to Levine’s
Man I hate that scene
But I had no luck had to give it up...

This is the story of old Mexico
Long ago in Nogales town
About a young farm boy, while riding...

~~People Watching

People watching is a sport,
Hand on heart you know it’s true.
One...

~~If their were anything, for anyone, that I would say is hard
it is that one thing
if it was...

My ex husband was a funny guy
He liked his beer and chips
Black beans and big burritos,...

~~Don’t shed a tear

Let me get a few things straight,
When it’s my time to go.
I want...

There seems to be a bug around,

I think we have it too.

The kids and I have caught a cold...

It's really hard to pee
when you've got an erection
it really could go
in any...