Funny

I'm a PI named Barnaby Jones and I send killers to jail.
But when people receive my bills, they...

"If your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it from you. It is better for you to enter life...

Who’s the fella
Who named the genitalia
Could he have coined any words
That could...

My name is Mario and I have an ingrate for a brother, his name is Luigi.
Even though our games are...

When I rob banks, the tellers panic with fright.
But I'm not a mean thief, I'm always polite....

I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place.
The Health Department found 117...

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a...

Once there was a guy named Sampson
Who was manly strong and handsome
He ask a girl named...

People loved my soup but they hated me.
Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi.
I was...

Read as a rap song...

( F un .
L ust.
A nd.
P leasure)
( R ap. A nd. P...

Many years ago I bought a laptop.
It's so outdated, I call it a craptop.
I want to sell it...

My next door neighbor is very stupid and a little strange.
When I asked him if he had ever been...

I'm a Prizefighter and my name is Little Mac.
When I fight my opponents, they end up on their backs...

Oh those legs where so nice
Gave me pause to look twice
But on second thought,
I...