GOOD RIDANCE

"If your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it from you. It is better for you to enter life with one eye, than to have two eyes and be cast into the fiery hell.”
                                                                                                                                                Matthew 5:29

GOOD RIDANCE   (redux)

Sorry Hansel & Gretel
But you two kids have got to go
Because this pervert sinner
Needs to save his soul
From the horrible fire
That awaits me below

Wicked William shall remain
After all, he is not the one to blame  
You brace of ‘behind the scene’ manipulators
Have been William’s true agitators
He will no longer be your scapegoat
Because tonight I plan to slit both your throats

So after I sharpen and polish my trusty Buck knife
And down a couple of high proof pints  
I’m dispensing with you two rascals
That have caused me so much grief
And put me through so much hassle  

You are the ones that convinced me
To download that Charlie Garcia POV
That left a nasty infection on my PC
And you are the motivation
For seeking sex in such desperation
That I sex with the neighborhood crazy cat lady
Who since texts me at least 30 times daily

Once I'm rid of you two nuggets of pure indecencies
That make me so restless and horny
I will be able to make my poetry
My one and only, sole priority.

“Ouch, does this hurt!  I can’t do this to myself!"
"Would any of you girls want come over and help?"
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