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PRUNED!

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Kimmy Alan
PRUNED!

Once there was a guy named Sampson
Who was manly strong and handsome
He ask a girl named Dahlia if she’d shave his genitalia
But when she was done
He no longer was ‘hung’
And now he goes by, Dr. Frank N. Furter, from Transylvania.

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