Story -
Confusion In The Water Closet
I called up a friend, and ask him what he was up too?Â
 He replied," I'm taking a dump."
I ask, " You mean you are leaving a dump ?"
" Unless you are a closet Corn Farmer,and you are taking your dump out to your backyard  to fertilize your field."
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
July 31,2014