I tried to skip out

I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.
The owner grabbed his shotgun and a testicleectomy was what I got.
When I saw the damage, it really made me sick.
My wife left because she doesn't want a eunuch.
It scared the hell out of me when he fired his shotgun.
Believe me when I say that being neutered is no fun.

(This is a fictional poem)