Humor

Poem -

Gifts By a Tree

We've all been trying to be good all year long,
but it seems as Christmas has come and gone....

Poem -

UNCLE

UNCLE

I have an uncle
who pretends to be the funniest guy ,
but to tell the truth he can't
...

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My Dad

Boy, were you born in a barn

Hatched from an egg

Belong to the funny farm?

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Poem -

A Very Married Christmas

A Very Married Christmas

‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the kitchen
There was crap everywhere and I couldn’...

Poem -

" What's New ...

Life, life is short, poems can be short, my poems are usually short!

Poems don't have expiration...

Poem -

My Delicious Coffee

Two cups in the morning

And I'm ready to go

Wired just right

As I leave out the...

Poem -

Halloween

Big and small rapscallions are out for Halloween;

A burning bag with doggy stool upon a stoop is...

Poem -

Coy and Vance

Coy and Vance

We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke.
When people watched us on TV, it made them puke....

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I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

I'm Rosco P. Coltrane

I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane.
People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain...

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I'm Boss Hogg

I'm Boss Hogg

I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the...