Humor

I don't need love

or people

or anything

I'm good

just rooted here where I'...

There once was a purple frog, who wore a hat to protect him from the fog

When the fog came in, the...

Lori,

My aunt, my godmother, but mostly my
friend

I cherish our time that we spend...

You are the air that I breathe

You are the road that I tread.

You are the meat with my two...

Bubbles in the air,
Bubbles in my belly,
Sometimes hot, sometimes loud,
Always kinda...

Would you use a condom twice?

do I need to read your poem thrice

I read the same line...

Hell hath no fury like a woman with PMS.
It's that time of the month and I'm in distress.
I'm...

Recently, I went to a circus in Times Square,
With a grand, gray trunk, an elephant was there....

The windows gleam the item shine
The manaqines Look pretty
I must stop thinking about...

I'm a used car salesman and I have plenty of cars for sale.
But don't drive them down hill because...

The Funny Man

If you meet the funny man
You'll find he does the best he can
To make...

My dog bit off my wiener and had it for a snack.
Now he's digesting it and I'll never get it back....

in the dead of the night, a dead man passed by.Dressed in a long cape and with long fangs in his teeth worn...

Horace the hedgehog came out of his burrow,

his face was all worried, his brow was quite furrowed...

I sit here and I sing,

And wait for my king,

To call me on the phone,

So that I may...

I called you Bambi

Because you were so innocent.

You loved so sincerely-

like no...