What ever happen To honesty love and humor Who stole their pillars And started their...
Walking down the street, Walking fast , Running late, An interview, To change...
Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari. People try to steal my car but they end...
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Screaming kids, gnashing
teeth rends offal meat, I sell
hot dogs on the beach
Another trip in an old car.
Got to go far.
In summer heat.
In icy sleet.
...
I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught. The owner grabbed his shotgun and a...
This is the story of old Mexico Long ago in Nogales town About a young farm boy, while riding...
Double Trouble Fudge Brownie Ice cream Oh how I love you You in all of your Double Trouble...
I must admit that I have a confession
A secret that lies within my possession
A secret that...
Teeth missing, Hair gone it must have been a crazy night. I woke up in a backyard naked taped...
(Sung to tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies") Jethro, listen to a story...
Dishes! Dishes! Dishes! Too many dishes and no food for thought. Oh, for a Bull to crash into...