Jokes

"I do not want to go to the dentist," Said little Mr. Gee.

"They stick things in my mouth that hurt...

I LOVE AN APRIL FOOL!
MAKING SOMEONE
LOOK A COMPLETE TOOL!
PLAYING ON THEM A SILLY...

Hello mum and dad....!
Look I made a friend....!
I'm having fun on holiday's so this postcard...

She wanted to fight me like she was fighting cancer

All she wanted was to get an answer

...

I quickly bent over
And could not get back up
It was after I did
The dizzy would not...

Didn't life teach ya, not to pee in wind
That aughta learn ya, for stink will begin
Didn't...

" CAN SOME-ONE PLEASE HELP ME !"
" I DONT KNOW..HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN STAY
IN THIS MOST...

Boy, were you born in a barn

Hatched from an egg

Belong to the funny farm?

I,VE ..BEEN PUSHED
FROM PILLAR..TO POST !?
BEEN TREATED WORSE
THAN A FUCK N JOKE !?...

I hear your with my ex !?

Think of me .. While your having sex !

How do I taste bitch !?...

Bright lights in night skies

Hovering over covered eyes
Those secrets,
These lies!...