On a yacht sipping champagne, some rich ass overlords arguing, little Zay father got hit, his older brother...
Lending money to friends
a parable or maybe a joke.
Two best friends were talking.
...
When I asked you out, you decided to shun me. You rejected me because I...
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King Kong, Empire State, kayaking across several lakes, a million eighths sold for 28, now my safe, ain’t...
A thing that we greed for, Sprouts a never ending war, Without it we can’t roar, As we...
The line up at the movie theatre is long.
And the rain crosses
the scene in diaganol lines...
" EVERY TIME , YOU ASK ME FOR MONEY! I LOVE YOU A LITTLE LESS HONEY AS ITS GONE BEYOND A JOKE...
Jesus gave his life
he did it for free
what are we doing
you and me?
Do...
“Gotta Seize the moment”
(Self-made man)
Around a quarter til (3), while in a crime spree...
Exquisitely pouring out that classical XO Remy Martin, for my dearly departed, keep a Quarter Million...
In the garden of Gethesame Jesus prayed to
Abba God, asking him to remove this cup.
In the...
I need one thousand bucks...
Sparrowsong please tell me your speaking animal not wait...
No...
The Girl who spent heartbeats
Her currency was heartbeats She only shopped with time....
Sheiks in Saudi Arabia slanging them poppy plants, got them living in Arcadia, way up in them mountains, in...
Erected façade
You can’t sleep
You said I don’t care
but you do.
but you do...
Head down, he fills the water glass Invisibly, or he's fired Children to feed...
On clouds of neck massage Where wearing less, is more Nipples hard, extravagance galore...