Money

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Granddad

Granddad

Granddad I wish you was
Alive to admire your
Outstanding strength and
Vigor, to...

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Call Me

Call Me

Ask me to sing, I will;

Ask me to dance, I will;

Ask me to undress, I will;

Ask me...

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Having Fun Talking Crazy

Engines concentrated with all them horses, won the Belmont with one of them expensive ass Porsches, in a...

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If You Don't Pay, You...

If You Don't Pay, You Don't Stay

You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due.
I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid...

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Behind A Door Fenced In...

Fried gigantic oysters -n- fried freshwater shrimp, mixed with fried rice -n- fried ell, porsches, p**sy -n...

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I Got My Own Money $$$

Nakym, the King of Zamunda, I got my own money, never seen a dollar bill with a face so handsome, admired...

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The Best Thing That Money...

The Best Thing That Money Is Good For

The best thing that money is good for is that it tells us that God is who we should trust.
In the...

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" PROBABLE CAUSE ~...

" PROBABLE CAUSE ~ from the boardroom to the battlefield "

Walls and fences are built of suspicions ......their very names
Make it so
Fenced in, walled...

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Dutch Treat

You want equality so our dates are going to be Dutch Treat.
When we go to restaurants, you will pay...

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Old Betsy

Old Betsy

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank.
When people try to...

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I Was Forced To Take His Life

I Was Forced To Take His Life

When a man came at me with a knife.
I was forced to shoot and take his life.
It was self...

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Spending Spree

I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me.
I was rich until she went on a spending spree.
...

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$50,000,000 Bucks

$50,000,000 Bucks

I expected to be a millionaire or at least that was what I thought.
I killed a homeless man to get...