Did you hear about that story where a man's wife was kidnapped?
Sparrowsong that happens alot......
Granddad I wish you was Alive to admire your Outstanding strength and Vigor, to...
Ask me to sing, I will;
Ask me to dance, I will;
Ask me to undress, I will;
Ask me...
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It was a custom by the Master to announce the names of the sponsors who paid money for various intentions....
the cigarette almost burned my fucking finger, because i wasn't paying attention. The ashes sprinkled onto...
Engines concentrated with all them horses, won the Belmont with one of them expensive ass Porsches, in a...
You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due. I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid...
Fried gigantic oysters -n- fried freshwater shrimp, mixed with fried rice -n- fried ell, porsches, p**sy -n...
Nakym, the King of Zamunda, I got my own money, never seen a dollar bill with a face so handsome, admired...
The best thing that money is good for is that it tells us that God is who we should trust. In the...
Walls and fences are built of suspicions ......their very names Make it so Fenced in, walled...
You want equality so our dates are going to be Dutch Treat. When we go to restaurants, you will pay...
Do you remember...
THE GOOD OLD DAYS?
Gee Sparrowsong that was over 2,0000 years ago......
Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank. When people try to...
When a man came at me with a knife. I was forced to shoot and take his life. It was self...
I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me. I was rich until she went on a spending spree. ...
I expected to be a millionaire or at least that was what I thought. I killed a homeless man to get...