Money

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Dutch Treat

You want equality so our dates are going to be Dutch Treat.
When we go to restaurants, you will pay...

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Old Betsy

Old Betsy

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank.
When people try to...

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I Was Forced To Take His Life

I Was Forced To Take His Life

When a man came at me with a knife.
I was forced to shoot and take his life.
It was self...

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Spending Spree

I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me.
I was rich until she went on a spending spree.
...

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$50,000,000 Bucks

$50,000,000 Bucks

I expected to be a millionaire or at least that was what I thought.
I killed a homeless man to get...

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MONEY

MONEY

They say:

"Money makes the world go round".
"Its the root of all evil".
"Money doesn'...

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Dead Debt

Dead Debt

Old man of means
knows his time is waning

Believes his piles of money
can buy his...

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Money

Chasing money,

Day in,

Day out.

Forget

To watch,

As time

...

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Sunday Fools

Sunday Fools

Beware
of the shady charlton
who declares
to the human congregation
their words...

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Potential Can't Pay...

Potential Can't Pay Bills

Mr. POTENTIAL, I do like your palm and teeth,

but I'd much rather see

THE MONEY.

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My Thoughts [Aaron Phyall]

My Thoughts  [Aaron Phyall]

Afghanistan,
Syria,
Russia the Ukraine.
The fighting's so familiar,
Its...

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Naive or stupid?

The Far-East my friend,
Is the place to be...
They have sussed,
Things out together...

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I Dream Of Being Charlie...

I Dream Of Being Charlie Bucket

Set the scene,
Of an unfortunate,
The eyes turn green,
Slim chances he has of winning...

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" Sad But True.."

" Sad But True.."

You can never just trust justice
It's a coffin built on nails
Screaming at the top of your...