How much does it cost for special favor?
How many politicians will do what you want when you give...
"Life of a penny”
Man some times I feel like a (spunt) nickel,
pretending to be a shiny...
When I was young I used to act like Ribena was red wine
talked about the struggles of my day to day...
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Sh*t I would never discuss, I fell in lust, 4 love was never enough, emotions tough, but I make’em blush, f...
The ancient beadsman could hear no more For money, had corrupted his prayers, Even St....
Doberman pinschers protecting what’s expensive behind fences, when the owners leaves what he left inside,...
When I was a young man, I dreamt of being rich, millions and millions I would make;
I promised...
On a yacht sipping champagne, some rich ass overlords arguing, little Zay father got hit, his older brother...
Lending money to friends
a parable or maybe a joke.
Two best friends were talking.
...
When I asked you out, you decided to shun me. You rejected me because I...
King Kong, Empire State, kayaking across several lakes, a million eighths sold for 28, now my safe, ain’t...
A thing that we greed for, Sprouts a never ending war, Without it we can’t roar, As we...
The line up at the movie theatre is long.
And the rain crosses
the scene in diaganol lines...
" EVERY TIME , YOU ASK ME FOR MONEY! I LOVE YOU A LITTLE LESS HONEY AS ITS GONE BEYOND A JOKE...
Jesus gave his life
he did it for free
what are we doing
you and me?
Do...
“Gotta Seize the moment”
(Self-made man)
Around a quarter til (3), while in a crime spree...
Exquisitely pouring out that classical XO Remy Martin, for my dearly departed, keep a Quarter Million...