Murder

terminal las' lays ill

whilst superstition's flame her -

innocence lost

It was the...

I have murdered people because I'm an evil Leprechaun.
Some people have stolen my gold and they're...

Mary's in the garden, she is buried there,
Beneath the flowers, and the subtle air,
The...

A man was sleeping with a married woman and her husband was wealthy.
She was having an affair with...

A sexist man was allergic to shellfish and he ended up on a slab.
He ordered chicken at a cafe but...

A note floats withers away in the night breeze
I never got to read the raven carried it off in his...

When a surgeon had to operate on a man, she was pissed.
She botched the operation because the...

You are a doctor who is a murdering psychopath.
You hate certain people and they suffer your wrath...

Batman took Aunt Harriet to the Batcave where nobody could hear her shout.
She discovered that Bruce...

Our girl’s not a violent person

I’ve never felt this good!
It suddenly occurred to her...

It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen.
I was murdered 100 years ago on Halloween.
A...

I was a dentist and I molested women while they were under.
I heard a bang and I was wrong when I...

Dead daisy chains still
wrapped
in tissues and saved
in a pair
of old, and odd...

Everybody knows that Opie Taylor was a daddy's boy.
When Andy and Helen had Andy Jr., it didn't...

It sounds like fiction too unbelievable to be true
However this story is fact and I'll tell it to...

If you let me live
you
can have my wife
and
take the money ..
I am...