Murder

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Jenny's Story

A Story about Child Abuse

Jenny's Story

*Warning- Very sad and heartbreaking.

In the darkness of a somber tale, I'll tread,
Of a...

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And Then There Were None

And Then There Were None

𝐓𝐄𝐍 poetry critics,
Mocking poems line by line.
A piano started falling,
And then...

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Terror Ten Years Ago

Dedicated to Stephen Lovell and Richard Sommerville who were...

Terror Ten Years Ago

Ten years ago today, four innocent people in a pharmacy were shot.
It took just thirty something...

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Story Of Bridget Cleary

Haibun

Story Of Bridget Cleary

terminal las' lays ill

whilst superstition's flame her -

innocence lost

It was the...

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Evil Leprechaun

This poem was inspired by the Leprechaun movies.

I have murdered people because I'm an evil Leprechaun.
Some people have stolen my gold and they're...

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Mary’s in the Garden

Mary’s in the Garden

Mary's in the garden, she is buried there,
Beneath the flowers, and the subtle air,
The...

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The Husband and The Hitman

A man was sleeping with a married woman and her husband was wealthy.
She was having an affair with...

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Deadly Dish

Deadly Dish

A sexist man was allergic to shellfish and he ended up on a slab.
He ordered chicken at a cafe but...

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Raven’s Lovers Lost Note

Raven’s Lovers Lost Note

A note floats withers away in the night breeze
I never got to read the raven carried it off in his...

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A Surgeon Who Committed Murder

A Surgeon Who Committed Murder

When a surgeon had to operate on a man, she was pissed.
She botched the operation because the...

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Murdering Doctor

This is a poem about a doctor who thinks he has the right to...

Murdering Doctor

You are a doctor who is a murdering psychopath.
You hate certain people and they suffer your wrath...

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Batman The Murderer

Batman The Murderer

Batman took Aunt Harriet to the Batcave where nobody could hear her shout.
She discovered that Bruce...

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Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our girl’s not a violent person

I’ve never felt this good!
It suddenly occurred to her...

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Murdered On Halloween

Murdered On Halloween

It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen.
I was murdered 100 years ago on Halloween.
A...

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The Depraved and Dead Dentist

I got the idea for this poem when I watched a movie.

I was a dentist and I molested women while they were under.
I heard a bang and I was wrong when I...

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What Didn’t We Find in the...

Dead daisy chains still
wrapped
in tissues and saved
in a pair
of old, and odd...