Murder

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Mary’s in the Garden

Mary’s in the Garden

Mary's in the garden, she is buried there,
Beneath the flowers, and the subtle air,
The...

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The Husband and The Hitman

A man was sleeping with a married woman and her husband was wealthy.
She was having an affair with...

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Deadly Dish

Deadly Dish

A sexist man was allergic to shellfish and he ended up on a slab.
He ordered chicken at a cafe but...

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Raven’s Lovers Lost Note

Raven’s Lovers Lost Note

A note floats withers away in the night breeze
I never got to read the raven carried it off in his...

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A Surgeon Who Committed Murder

A Surgeon Who Committed Murder

When a surgeon had to operate on a man, she was pissed.
She botched the operation because the...

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Murdering Doctor

This is a poem about a doctor who thinks he has the right to...

Murdering Doctor

You are a doctor who is a murdering psychopath.
You hate certain people and they suffer your wrath...

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Batman The Murderer

Batman The Murderer

Batman took Aunt Harriet to the Batcave where nobody could hear her shout.
She discovered that Bruce...

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Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our girl’s not a violent person

I’ve never felt this good!
It suddenly occurred to her...

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Murdered On Halloween

Murdered On Halloween

It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen.
I was murdered 100 years ago on Halloween.
A...

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The Depraved and Dead Dentist

I got the idea for this poem when I watched a movie.

I was a dentist and I molested women while they were under.
I heard a bang and I was wrong when I...

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What Didn’t We Find in the...

Dead daisy chains still
wrapped
in tissues and saved
in a pair
of old, and odd...

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Opie, The Murderer

This fictional poem was inspired by "The Andy Griffith...

Everybody knows that Opie Taylor was a daddy's boy.
When Andy and Helen had Andy Jr., it didn't...

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IT'S A TRUE STORY

It sounds like fiction too unbelievable to be true
However this story is fact and I'll tell it to...

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No Mercy on Mean Street

If you let me live
you
can have my wife
and
take the money ..
I am...

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Mister Wilson's Revenge

This poem is a parody of the "Dennis The Menace"...

Mister Wilson's Revenge

Many people say he's evil and should rot in Hell.
Mister Wilson killed Dennis and now he's in jail...

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I Had To Kill Again

This is a fictional poem. In real life, people should never...

I Had To Kill Again

I killed my wife's only brother but she doesn't know that I'm the one who did it.
A blackmailer was...