Santa

I,M ..ON SANTA," NAUGHTY LIST !?
I FELL OFF HIS LAP!?
COS..I WAS SO PISSED !?
STUCK MY...

JACK FROST..IS NIPPING !?
EVERY INCH ..OF OUT-DOOR,S!?
LET,S HOPE HE DOESN,T PREVENT
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Santa rang me up today
he spoke to me direct
He said:
"I went for a few beers last...