Met this gal from Ding Dong, Texas Had warts all over her bum I know because she showed them...
Just because when we met you were size 28
Does not mean when you wear size 38 after years we marry...
Sparrowsong?
Hey...
We haven't heard from you...
You said you were going to touch...
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Ring, ring. Ring, ring. A land-line phone in a lowly apartment rang repetitively, almost eagerly. It was a...
I'm gonna wipe the bad dream off my body with the steam You keep talking about things you wish I...
Are you staring at the...
MONKEY'S BOTTOM SPARROWSONG?
How does a Spider make a web?...
You gotta come see this?
Should I brace myself Sparrowsong?
Nope...
I have that...
You are just HAPPY ALOT?
Do you ever have a bad day?
You really get a...
Sparrowsong? Umm umm. You are humming? I hum a lot. I know that I am not sure what the song is, but you...
Crying in class,
hood up the halls,
faking a smile,
sobbing in the stalls....
The Dream
Tears drop on his dying face. Then as the grimaces of his loved ones peer down, honoring...
(If you have never read an aristocrat joke, or do not know what it is, this is a warning suggesting you to...
The sign said: Keep Austin Weird so I filled the town with dehydrated corn kernels ...
Kelsey,
I met you at school, although we both didn't attend
I heard you had a hard...
