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My gnome called Jerome 🧙

My gnome called Jerome 🧙

I shall sit on this soft sofa, in the comfort of my home

Whilst my moving fingers are busy tapping...

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OXYMORONS

She got a nice shock when she opened the door
A fine example of an oxymoron that's for sure
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The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow

Well I shall let you into a...

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Attracting My Attention

Attracting My Attention

Many times, I’ve seen you
Cross the road outside my door
​​​​​​ Many times, I’ve wondered...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

Defecation clogged toilet bowl...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...

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NOT ANY OLD SPOON


I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

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Tinkerbell 🧚‍♀️

Tinkerbell 🧚‍♀️

Magically mystifying, so mischievously

I swear I saw her on my oak dresser shelf, she was winking...

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Those Pesky Pigs 🐷

Those Pesky Pigs 🐷

Around the roundabout, thru the Holly and Ivy arches

Betwixt and between yon Oak, Sycamore, Lime...

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Groot's Juicy Fruit

There once was a young man named Groot
He liked to chew Juicy Fruit
He ate some pie
...

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IT'S ONLY A NAME

I once knew a chef and his surname is Cook
Of all the names out there it was rotten luck
In...

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Second time around🤣

Second time around🤣

We were standing on a race track, listening for a loud sound

All ready to run just like the wind,...

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Misty the Cat 🤣

Misty the Cat 🤣

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat, listening to pitter patter on the windowpane

But this lazy...

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“”Wait a minute it’s coming...

“”Wait a minute it’s coming back to me” 🤣

The day after the night before, should be fresh in one’s mind..

Those latest logged memories are...

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Hairy Hamish & Gladys...

Hairy Hamish & Gladys McTagish🤣

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis, he dwelled amongst the hills and glens

His doting wife...

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SAILORS SAYINGS

These sayings were not discovered on dry land
Thought of by sailors on seas so fine and grand...

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Hoover Queen

My partner's obsession with her hoover!

07/01/2022
‘Hoover Queen’

How many times a day,
Can a carpets delicate softness,...