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SATIN AND SILK

SATIN AND SILK

I like the texture of both satin and silk it is a material,
that looks good in clothing, especially...

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Will I or Won’t I ? ❤️

Will I or Won’t I ? ❤️

Would you like me to whisper my secrets?

But could you please promise never to tell?

You...

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The first anniversary since...

with pistachio shells April 3rd, 2021

The first anniversary since being pelted...

sitting in the exact same chair
yours truly sat three hundred
and sixty five days ago....

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WORDS STARTING WITH TEN


So here is a poem that I hope will make sense
Sure it will be stressful and possibly tense...

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BODY BEAUTIFUL

Nose full of snot onto the tissue it comes
Head is pounding sounding like African drums
Eyes...

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I made a beeline bustle

I made a beeline bustle

Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today...

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Say Cheese

Say Cheese

Never smile..
at a crocodile..
they say..
So..
Don't ask me to smile.

A...

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The Runny Noses 🤣

The Runny Noses 🤣

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses..
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

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The bumble bee 🐝

The bumble bee 🐝

Oh busy bumble bee how monotonous you sing

Sounding just like my tinnitus you cheeky little thing...

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Fun net ticks and sill lab...

Fun net ticks and sill lab buff hick aye shun

curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris
who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
...

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MALE AND FEMALE ANIMALS


The male and female have a very different name
However the actual animal remain the same...

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THIRD LETTER IS O

So outside on my lawn there was some snow
The lawn was white and on it there stood a crow
I...

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Twangled in a tangle 🤣

Twangled in a tangle 🤣

She is twangled in a tangle, tied up in tussled knots

Wearing her short skimpy skirt dancing dippy...

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Up up the fly away wig doth...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Hence plead ding for
Mary Poppins wannabe
with snap of her fingers
can affect ship...

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Five Beatles and a Groupie

Five Beatles and a Groupie

Hey John, she said
You sure
Look a lot like Ringo
...