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The Runny Noses 🤣

The Runny Noses 🤣

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses..
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

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The bumble bee 🐝

The bumble bee 🐝

Oh busy bumble bee how monotonous you sing

Sounding just like my tinnitus you cheeky little thing...

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Fun net ticks and sill lab...

Fun net ticks and sill lab buff hick aye shun

curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris
who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
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MALE AND FEMALE ANIMALS


The male and female have a very different name
However the actual animal remain the same...

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THIRD LETTER IS O

So outside on my lawn there was some snow
The lawn was white and on it there stood a crow
I...

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Twangled in a tangle 🤣

Twangled in a tangle 🤣

She is twangled in a tangle, tied up in tussled knots

Wearing her short skimpy skirt dancing dippy...

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Up up the fly away wig doth...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Hence plead ding for
Mary Poppins wannabe
with snap of her fingers
can affect ship...

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Five Beatles and a Groupie

Five Beatles and a Groupie

Hey John, she said
You sure
Look a lot like Ringo
...

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They call her Smarty pants 💕

They call her Smarty pants 💕

They call her Smarty pants with her soft suede, stiletto shoes

She has that many dresses, so she...

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SNAIL AND SLUG

The snail and the slug were best of friends
To call them slow well that often offends
Both...

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I wanna be a ghost👻

I wanna be a ghost👻

I wanna be that grey lady ghost, casting her scary silhouettes, on the wall in your hall

And when...

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“There was four in the bed...

“There was four in the bed and the little on said!!,,,”

Squashed like slithery sardines, my Granddaughters and me

Huddled up, squished altogether, one.....

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Pinocchio 💕

Pinocchio 💕

Oh Pinocchio please stop telling little white lies

Your nose has grown so long now, I bet you can...

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Nursery Fiddledeedee?

Nursery Fiddledeedee?

Humpty Dumpty knocked on Jack’s door, he had fallen off a wall again, so his...

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Watching upcoming toilet...

Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush...