Humour

anesthetized courtesy central air

analogous to gulping down
a tall glass of ice cold water...

Don’t pick apart my poetry
I may be obsessed with the letter P
please, people, peanuts 🥜,...

So here I am..

A hungry middle age man..

Before me a steaming bowl
of digestive...

For seventy years she has been on the throne
Her bottom must be sore but she doesn't groan
...

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

I had a thought
then I lost it
so I waited for one to come
I couldn’t think
I’...

Pickles the cat is a very funny feline
See him about how I wish he was mine
He climbs a tall...

The following moniker “innocent prankster”
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as...

Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my...

He had a way with words
that nobody could describe
He had a way with words
that no...

I (a youthful sexagenarian)
can no longer quip being
a country boy at heart,
but me as...

All the fruits showed so much self control
Not one of them minded going into a bowl
The...

We all need that a good night's sleep it makes the next day more enjoyable,
I don't know how people...

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house” as all the chattering in the hall went as quiet as...

I cannot recall much from my childhood, only tiny snippets from my past

But I know for sure that I...

Laughing everyday keeps the Doctor away

I know they reckon it is an apple, but this is not what I...