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Humour

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Hey Monkey Boy! ( My Reply...

Hey Monkey Boy!  ( My Reply To A Corporate Lackey)

Hey monkey boy what's it got to do with you?!!
O just shut the hell up and keep on dancing
To...

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Bovine Bob: ( The...

Bovine Bob: ( The Conspiracy Theorist)

O bovine Bob from Barnsley spouts out
His wild, asinine conspiracy
Theories on YouTube. There...

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Big Buoy Bob

Big Buoy Bob

Big Buoy Bob

There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on...

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For whom the Cock crows

For whom the Cock crows

there's a cock crowing,
not at the crack,
He's crowing mid morning..
which is a bit...

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Cultural Wastelands

Cultural Wastelands

Cultural wastelands
are expanding all the time.
There's no beauty here:
daytime is so...

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THE BIRD AND THE FLY


My oh my oh my
That's a big sigh
Said the bird to a fly
Let me tell you why...

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Oh Mondseer: the muck cob...

which I can prov-olone huck curd

(within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem!

Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably
...

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Wasting One's Precious...

Wasting One's Precious Time

Last week, I was blue
Because I had to
Contact the doctor's
To make an appointment....

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SECRETS OF A WOULD BE POET

I go from city to city and town to town
Look and observe and then write it down
People...

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Mosque cowed covenant I...

Mosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...

and withheld broadcasting
the following communication
tucked away these many years,
...

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Poet on the run

I am a poet on the run
I want to have fun in the sun
I fell asleep by the sea
Only to...

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Yet Another Donkey Derby

U.K Politics: July 14th , 2022

Yet Another Donkey Derby

There are now several runners and riders,
Still left standing, in the Tory leadership
...

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Say What??

Say What??

The Bafflegabian
from the Republic of Bafflegab
speaks fluent Bafflegabeese..

Sort of...

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All The Sudden

All The Sudden

All the sudden I hear 👂
no more Barry Manilow
Maybe Mandy
Was a man
you just...

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Freudian Slips

Freudian Slips

Chopin's bolonaise was rather nice on the palate,
a laptop dancer joked: 'You're not carrying the...

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Recurrent sneezing fit...

Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
...