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Humour

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Wasting One's Precious...

Wasting One's Precious Time

Last week, I was blue
Because I had to
Contact the doctor's
To make an appointment....

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SECRETS OF A WOULD BE POET

I go from city to city and town to town
Look and observe and then write it down
People...

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Mosque cowed covenant I...

Mosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...

and withheld broadcasting
the following communication
tucked away these many years,
...

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Poet on the run

I am a poet on the run
I want to have fun in the sun
I fell asleep by the sea
Only to...

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Yet Another Donkey Derby

U.K Politics: July 14th , 2022

Yet Another Donkey Derby

There are now several runners and riders,
Still left standing, in the Tory leadership
...

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Say What??

Say What??

The Bafflegabian
from the Republic of Bafflegab
speaks fluent Bafflegabeese..

Sort of...

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All The Sudden

All The Sudden

All the sudden I hear 👂
no more Barry Manilow
Maybe Mandy
Was a man
you just...

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Freudian Slips

Freudian Slips

Chopin's bolonaise was rather nice on the palate,
a laptop dancer joked: 'You're not carrying the...

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Recurrent sneezing fit...

Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
...

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I imagine relief while...

I imagine relief while feeling comfortably numb...

anesthetized courtesy central air

analogous to gulping down
a tall glass of ice cold water...

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Shove a patch of pickled...

Shove a patch of pickled peppers

Don’t pick apart my poetry
I may be obsessed with the letter P
please, people, peanuts 🥜,...

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Temptation Situation

Temptation Situation

So here I am..

A hungry middle age man..

Before me a steaming bowl
of digestive...

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SEVENTY YEARS

For seventy years she has been on the throne
Her bottom must be sore but she doesn't groan
...

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KNOW YOUR ONIONS

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

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I had a thought

I had a thought

I had a thought
then I lost it
so I waited for one to come
I couldn’t think
I’...

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PICKLES THE CAT

Pickles the cat is a very funny feline
See him about how I wish he was mine
He climbs a tall...