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The slow Snail 🥲

The slow Snail 🥲

Round and around a garden, the Puppy chased his tail

Trying with all his might to catch it, but...

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Definitions

Definitions

They said he was a patzer, chess for below you,
if you're nice, you'll treat everyone equally, the...

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Quirky suave Unitarian

After most recent shower,
and particularly washing hair
(then shaking head
analogous...

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Topsy Turvy Land

Topsy Turvy Land

There is a Topsy Turvy land where everything makes a sound

When people will walk upside down so...

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Shadows of the night 🤣

Shadows of the night 🤣

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight with smokey Joe
He bit...

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He snores

He snores

Even when he’s sleeping
He’s snoring oh so
loud,
He’s about to blow
the roof...

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My Dog Named "Tiger"

My Dog Named "Tiger"

My childhood dog; a rescue; nothing royal,
As a puppy; so cute! he grew up loyal!
Followed me...

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A Jill of Jack

A Jill of Jack

Good ole boys who like to drink, always order a jill of Jack;
If the barkeep asks what they’re...

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The Prickles Shindig 🦔🦔

The Prickles Shindig 🦔🦔

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a very busy pair

They held a party on the farm and everyone was there...

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Donavan & Delora 🦆🦆

Donavan & Delora 🦆🦆

Donavan & Delora, they were the loudest of the lot

You’d hear them frantically quackin’, one...

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IT TAKES TWO

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

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DOGGIE NOISES

This is a tale of a poor doggie that can't bark
The sound produced is way off the mark
It's...

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Sneaky Suzy 🤣

Sneaky Suzy 🤣

Crumbs from the cookie jar were crushed on the ground

Scattered and strewn all over the clean...

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Paradise

Where is paradise?
Certainly ain’t here
People standing outside Lidl
Sippin’ own brand...

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SANTA GOT COVID 19

I AM OFF THE HOOK

SANTA GOT COVID 19

He thought his fat
Would keep him protected
And told his elves
They would not be...

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Down on the funny farm 🤣

Down on the funny farm 🤣

“”Baa!!” bleats that cart Horse and “Meow!!” says the brown Cow

And when the Farmer’s wife milks...