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They call her Smarty pants 💕

They call her Smarty pants 💕

They call her Smarty pants with her soft suede, stiletto shoes

She has that many dresses, so she...

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SNAIL AND SLUG

The snail and the slug were best of friends
To call them slow well that often offends
Both...

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I wanna be a ghost👻

I wanna be a ghost👻

I wanna be that grey lady ghost, casting her scary silhouettes, on the wall in your hall

And when...

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“There was four in the bed...

“There was four in the bed and the little on said!!,,,”

Squashed like slithery sardines, my Granddaughters and me

Huddled up, squished altogether, one.....

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Pinocchio 💕

Pinocchio 💕

Oh Pinocchio please stop telling little white lies

Your nose has grown so long now, I bet you can...

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Nursery Fiddledeedee?

Nursery Fiddledeedee?

Humpty Dumpty knocked on Jack’s door, he had fallen off a wall again, so his...

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Watching upcoming toilet...

Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush...

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My gnome called Jerome 🧙

My gnome called Jerome 🧙

I shall sit on this soft sofa, in the comfort of my home

Whilst my moving fingers are busy tapping...

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OXYMORONS

She got a nice shock when she opened the door
A fine example of an oxymoron that's for sure
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The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow

Well I shall let you into a...

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Attracting My Attention

Attracting My Attention

Many times, I’ve seen you
Cross the road outside my door
​​​​​​ Many times, I’ve wondered...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

Defecation clogged toilet bowl...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...

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NOT ANY OLD SPOON


I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

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Tinkerbell 🧚‍♀️

Tinkerbell 🧚‍♀️

Magically mystifying, so mischievously

I swear I saw her on my oak dresser shelf, she was winking...

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Those Pesky Pigs 🐷

Those Pesky Pigs 🐷

Around the roundabout, thru the Holly and Ivy arches

Betwixt and between yon Oak, Sycamore, Lime...

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Groot's Juicy Fruit

There once was a young man named Groot
He liked to chew Juicy Fruit
He ate some pie
...