I once knew a chef and his surname is Cook Of all the names out there it was rotten luck In...
We were standing on a race track, listening for a loud sound
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These sayings were not discovered on dry land Thought of by sailors on seas so fine and grand...
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How many times a day, Can a carpets delicate softness,...
Round and around a garden, the Puppy chased his tail
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They said he was a patzer, chess for below you, if you're nice, you'll treat everyone equally, the...
After most recent shower, and particularly washing hair (then shaking head analogous...
There is a Topsy Turvy land where everything makes a sound
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Charlie was a city cat The leader of the gang He had a fight with smokey Joe He bit...
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