I used to work for a brewery, one pint a day, I wasn't rolling barrels, designing pubs so they say...
Picture the scene 1956 in New York City A drunken chap thought he was being witty Thomas was...
What do I find all sorts of goodies that come into view taste a bit of this and that ,pull up my...
I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo
As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...
Last night I had the strangest dream, whilst it is difficult to describe
I think I was a chieftain...
Let me tell you all about a chap named Dudley To the women folk in town he is nice and cuddly...
As the rain falls down On this deserted town Covers the streets and roads ...
The following doth constitute combination of fact and fiction unfortunately not sentences...
I had to go to the hospital for a test and my husband accompanied me as I was leaving the...
The American Library Association implores cognoscenti tubby alert for impersonators, who...
There once was a frog Whose voice box was broke No ribbit came out, when he tried to croak...
I'm a one in a million guy With a one in a million smile I am not at all shy But I've...
She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday
Her anxieties of agonising, apprehension...
Did you ever utter that expression, funny its something you know but can't place it it's on...
At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours...
Really confusing going into my town today Met my three mates named Mike along the way Mike...
