My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears, tried to get a bit frisky after having a few...
Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig Went into town sporting a most garish wig Why...
Dial me a smile: cats on the rooftops, cats on the tiles, cats with their bums all wreathed...
Whatever the question he always answers yes Hasn't heard of the word no that's my guess In...
Parts of the body seem to come in twos Why should this be I'm looking for clues ...
You will never believe what I saw the other day Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...
That's right my husband chooses caffeinated over decaf, hence two coffee makers , that's...
The gremlins and aliens are taking over Came to earth using the bright supernova They...
He loved the cold but she adored the heat
Whilst he was well built yet she was petite
Now...
Clumsy Clara lost her marbles as she dropped them on the floor
Claras marbles, round and colourful...
I was ambling thru the woodlands on my regular roam
When I stumbled upon a miniature garden gnome...
My son has a coonhound Who's name is Scooby-Doo But is affectionately ...
Harvard said no Like many others
Hell Arizona state Said they would Have to...
I am taking my master out for a walk coz he needs some exercise
Huh tho I have grabbed my long...
Contented as a cozy cat curled up on a mat Lying lazily lavished in a state of sheer luxury,...
I look forward to my connection bus stop On the corner of Broadway and Main Street In the...
