Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Tis that time of the year 😄

Tis that time of the year 😄

Autumn is upon us with that chilly nip in the air, I fear

In but the blink of an eye Jack Frost...

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Missy Maisie Mo 💕

Missy Maisie Mo 💕

Little Maisie Mo took her Dolly Daydreams with her, every bloomin’ where

And today was the day...

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The Man From The Foreign...

The Man From The Foreign Office

I was in a man's bar in the downtown Boston,
talking to some locals who had a Brit to seize on,...

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IF BIRDS COULD TALK

Wouldn't it be cool if birds could talk
Instead all day they coo and squawk
Imagine them...

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LOOKING AT MY PHONE


To see how many miles I've walked or flown
I really must look at my phone
How do I...

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Billy’s BANG!! and BOOM!!

Billy’s BANG!! and BOOM!!

He blows his toy trumpet coz he wants to be heard

When his eldest sister snatches it from his...

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Ninky nonky noo noo land 💕

Ninky nonky noo noo land 💕

‘Ninky nonky noo noo’ is a place in nowhere land..where the silver sea is sweet as honey and the shores...

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The Fighting Cocks

The Fighting Cocks

I used to work for a brewery, one pint a day,
I wasn't rolling barrels, designing pubs so they say...

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FLYING THOMAS

Picture the scene 1956 in New York City
A drunken chap thought he was being witty
Thomas was...

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RAID THE REFRIGERATOR

RAID THE REFRIGERATOR

What do I find all sorts of goodies that come into view
taste a bit of this and that ,pull up my...

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The Cantankerous Kangaroo 🦘

The Cantankerous Kangaroo 🦘

I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo

As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...

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“Jill Of Jabberwocky” 🤣

“Jill Of Jabberwocky” 🤣

Last night I had the strangest dream, whilst it is difficult to describe

I think I was a chieftain...

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DUDLEY

Let me tell you all about a chap named Dudley
To the women folk in town he is nice and cuddly...

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A CLOWN IN THE RAIN


As the rain falls down
On this deserted town
Covers the streets and roads
...

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A (growing) menagerie of...

A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies

The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences...

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A little humor

I had to go to the hospital for a test
and my husband accompanied me
as I was leaving the...