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Humour

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To Liberals w/ LOVE

To Liberals w/ LOVE

can I
have you
Accept
Your privilege ?

Can I
Have
You
Put...

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Mean old Mr. Mckenney 💰

Mean old Mr. Mckenney 💰

Que sera sera sera
coz I do not care a jot

I would not wish to win a lottery when I am...

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That old man 🤣

That old man 🤣

Fiddlesticks!! I am fed up already of this awful rain

Pitter pattering pretty patterns on my...

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Its raining its pouring 🤣

Its raining its pouring 🤣

Well it is a jostling jigsaw kind of day in the comfort of ones own home

When Me, myself will more...

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The daftest dream ever 🤣

The daftest dream ever 🤣

Well I dreamt the daftest dream ever last night that really felt so real

As I was perched...

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The Throne

The Throne

Doing mean mischief, they like to watch me shit.
Back and forth to the bathroom, on the toilet I sit...

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SORRY MISTER PRESLEY

It wasn't my fault I put it down to the booze
I'm guilty of stepping on those blue suede shoes...

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Laughingly limboing 😩

Laughingly limboing 😩

Laughingly limboing under a low rope on the floor

You put your back out and Oh my God it is sore...

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MIDAS AND MERLIN

Here is a fictional story that's rarely ever told
Concerns Midas and turning everything to gold...

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SPELLING ANIMALS

We learnt from teacher how to spell animals today
Found this task really easy I have to say
...

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THE DUNCE AND THE SMARTIE


Brainy and intelligent for that is undoubtedly she
Far more smart I have to say than dear...

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Old Brain

New Tricks

Old Brain

Good luck with that dog
he’s old and that’s a new trick
good luck with that brain

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​​​​​​​ NMOp ƎpISԀ∩

​​​​​​​  NMOp ƎpISԀ∩

☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️
uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pooʇs I

spnolɔ ʍǝu ǝɥʇ ǝɯɐɔǝq suɐǝɔo

ʎʞs...

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‘Slap, bang’!!! Stupid man 😩

‘Slap, bang’!!! Stupid man 😩

She felt so self satisfied after her masterful creative bake

This was by far the grandest gourmet...

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I love different characters

I love different characters

God she's rough..
she comes from
Rosso,
brought up on
a dummy covered
in...

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You and your best friend 💕💕

You and your best friend 💕💕

Dancing in the disco not looking for romance

Though if you see a good looker you might give him a...