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Avid Bookworms On The Loose

Avid Bookworms On The Loose

The American Library Association
implores cognoscenti tubby alert
for impersonators, who...

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The croakless frog

Children's Poem

The croakless frog

There once was a frog
Whose voice box was broke
No ribbit came out, when he tried to croak...

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ONE IN A MILLION

ONE IN A MILLION

I'm a one in a million guy
With a one in a million smile
I am not at all shy
But I've...

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She worries about worriment🤔

She worries about worriment🤔

She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday

Her anxieties of agonising, apprehension...

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ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE

ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE

Did you ever utter that expression,
funny its something you know but
can't place it it's on...

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Prolonged offal bout...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition

At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours...

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THREE MIKES THREE COLOURS

Really confusing going into my town today
Met my three mates named Mike along the way
Mike...

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The Dinosaur

The Dinosaur

My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears,
tried to get a bit frisky after having a few...

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PIPPA THE PURPLE PIG

Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig
Went into town sporting a most garish wig
Why...

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WHATSAPP PUSSYCAT

WHATSAPP  PUSSYCAT

Dial me a smile: cats on the rooftops,
cats on the tiles, cats with their bums
all wreathed...

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THE YES MAN

Whatever the question he always answers yes
Hasn't heard of the word no that's my guess
In...

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TWO OF THIS TWO OF THAT


Parts of the body seem to come in twos
Why should this be I'm looking for clues
...

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THE GNU ON BOARD A CANOE

You will never believe what I saw the other day
Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...

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HIS AND HER COFFEEMAKERS

HIS AND HER COFFEEMAKERS

That's right my husband chooses caffeinated
over decaf, hence two coffee makers ,
that's...

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GREMLINS AND ALIENS

The gremlins and aliens are taking over
Came to earth using the bright supernova
They...

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Opposites attract 🤣

Opposites attract 🤣

He loved the cold but she adored the heat

Whilst he was well built yet she was petite

Now...