Clumsy Clara lost her marbles as she dropped them on the floor
Claras marbles, round and colourful...
I was ambling thru the woodlands on my regular roam
When I stumbled upon a miniature garden gnome...
My son has a coonhound Who's name is Scooby-Doo But is affectionately ...
Harvard said no Like many others
Hell Arizona state Said they would Have to...
I am taking my master out for a walk coz he needs some exercise
Huh tho I have grabbed my long...
Contented as a cozy cat curled up on a mat Lying lazily lavished in a state of sheer luxury,...
I look forward to my connection bus stop On the corner of Broadway and Main Street In the...
can I have you Accept Your privilege ?
Can I Have You Put...
Que sera sera sera coz I do not care a jot
I would not wish to win a lottery when I am...
Fiddlesticks!! I am fed up already of this awful rain
Pitter pattering pretty patterns on my...
Well it is a jostling jigsaw kind of day in the comfort of ones own home
When Me, myself will more...
Well I dreamt the daftest dream ever last night that really felt so real
As I was perched...
Doing mean mischief, they like to watch me shit. Back and forth to the bathroom, on the toilet I sit...
It wasn't my fault I put it down to the booze I'm guilty of stepping on those blue suede shoes...
Laughingly limboing under a low rope on the floor
You put your back out and Oh my God it is sore...
Here is a fictional story that's rarely ever told Concerns Midas and turning everything to gold...
