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The horrible hairy moth 🪰

The horrible hairy moth 🪰

Beware of the arachnid that hovers overhead
Fluttering in a flapping frenzy when the daylight is...

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NOTHING TO SEE

"Stand well back there's nothing to see"
When that is spoken I have to disagree
Crowds of...

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NUMBERS ALL ALONE

Number nine has no other numbers for company
Could be said as well as the number three
One...

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Pelted with pistachio...

Pelted with pistachio shells April 3rd, 2021

Watermelons, grapefruits, oranges...
lobbed at yours truly ruled out,
hence the missus dreamt...

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“Not a chance in hell!!!”

“Not a chance in hell!!!”

This is a death defying act as I lie on my floor

With my best friends little Grandson standing...

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“How now brown Cow!!!”

“How now brown Cow!!!”

“How now brown Cow” said Emily on her knees

As she listened to the sniffing with a snort and a...

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April fools' day - ...

April fools' day - (ordinarily) all manner of tomfoolery abounds

(written last year
unlike any other when out of this world
outlandish accouterments
...

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Red Bull gives you wings 🤣

Red Bull gives you wings 🤣

I am running away but you won’t catch me

Coz I have had Weetabix and drank Red Bull for my tea...

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TEETH IN A GLASS JAR (MISSING)

Every morning starts with an interesting game
The night before the routine is just the same
...

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The Sloth and the Moth 🤣

The Sloth and the Moth 🤣

A sloth met a moth on a midnight rendezvous

Said the sloth to the menacing moth “You are bothering...

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“BINGOOO!!!”🤣

“BINGOOO!!!”🤣

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house”

As all the chattering in the hall went as...

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Flamin’ football ⚽️

Flamin’ football ⚽️

I try and pretend my interest as I study the TV

Though my better half isn’t bothered coz he is...

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Mr. Sandman 🤣

Mr. Sandman 🤣

Hey Mr. Sandman don’t you sprinkle that on me
I know I am still wide awake and it is quarter past...

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A vision on a mission 🤣

A vision on a mission 🤣

“Here Puss puss”
She shouts out to her feline furry pet
And Puss puss hears her, but he isn’...

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Prized apart with...

Prized apart with matchsticks 🤣

I am weary-eyed yet wide awake
I could have forty winks and take a break
But I am far too...

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Spring equinox arrived...

Spring equinox arrived March 20th, 2021 at 5:37 AM

No burlesque across the globe
upstages mother nature's emergent style
soundlessly donning and...