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Humour

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The Knife Fell From Her Hand

The Knife Fell From Her Hand

With pale face and eyes cast down,
The guilty woman feebly stands.
I cannot do the deed she...

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THE TALKING CAR

"I'm tired" said the wheel just driving around
The radio inside wasn't making a sound
"Wish...

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I espouse playing the...

I espouse playing the baiting game with the missus

(which above frolicsome gambit I mastered)
After mine wife
asks for this, that
or...

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Herbal Mint Tea

Haiku

afternoon mint tea
short break from the computer
no caffeine for me

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I absconded with reader...

I absconded with reader rabbit (Peter), to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman
think Monty Python's
Flying Circus skittering...

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COMES IN THREES

Doesn't come once and never comes twice
Comes in threes like those blind mice
So many things...

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S'more sprawling...

S'more sprawling poppycock

Chock·a·block discombobulated poem
for your reading pleasure
dashed off ad hoc
my...

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AN ANGEL WITH NO HALO OR WINGS

She was a survivor of sorts a real trooper ,her halo got lost one day ,
while she was out doing good...

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Mr. Sandman 😵

Mr. Sandman 😵

Where on earth does grit come from that collects in your eye ?
Is there really a sandman
...

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Big Words

Big Words

HEY YOU! I've got a question,
And I don't want a suggestion!
Am I better lookin than a skunk...

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THE DOGGIE THAT DIDN'T...

It's hard being a doggie that doesn't woof
Downright difficult and most definitely tough
All...

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Nowhere land 🤣

Nowhere land 🤣

There is a place not that is not far away or as close as can be

Called ‘Nowhere land’ where it...

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Ode to Boris 💙

Ode to Boris 💙

Okay Boris we have been going out but staying in

Hoping that what with our social distancing...

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ANIMAL NOISES

Ta wit ta woo said the owl to the wren
Cluck cluck cluck replied the dear old hen
Woof woof...

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Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

“Can you s..s..scratch my s..s..skin slurred the snake to the spider ?”

As the scaly serpent...

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“Flapdoodle Flummadiddle” 🎼🎼🎼

“Flapdoodle Flummadiddle” 🎼🎼🎼

Hey can anyone help me out here ?

What is the meaning of ‘Flapdoodle flummadiddle ?’

Coz...