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Humour

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The Sloth and the Moth 🤣

The Sloth and the Moth 🤣

A sloth met a moth on a midnight rendezvous

Said the sloth to the menacing moth ā€œYou are bothering...

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ā€œBINGOOO!!!ā€šŸ¤£

ā€œBINGOOO!!!ā€šŸ¤£

ā€œEyes down everybody, we are playing for a full houseā€

As all the chattering in the hall went as...

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Flamin’ football āš½ļø

Flamin’ football āš½ļø

I try and pretend my interest as I study the TV

Though my better half isn’t bothered coz he is...

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Mr. Sandman 🤣

Mr. Sandman 🤣

Hey Mr. Sandman don’t you sprinkle that on me
I know I am still wide awake and it is quarter past...

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A vision on a mission 🤣

A vision on a mission 🤣

ā€œHere Puss pussā€
She shouts out to her feline furry pet
And Puss puss hears her, but he isn’...

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Prized apart with...

Prized apart with matchsticks 🤣

I am weary-eyed yet wide awake
I could have forty winks and take a break
But I am far too...

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Spring equinox arrived...

Spring equinox arrived March 20th, 2021 at 5:37 AM

No burlesque across the globe
upstages mother nature's emergent style
soundlessly donning and...

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The Knife Fell From Her Hand

The Knife Fell From Her Hand

With pale face and eyes cast down,
The guilty woman feebly stands.
I cannot do the deed she...

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THE TALKING CAR

"I'm tired" said the wheel just driving around
The radio inside wasn't making a sound
"Wish...

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I espouse playing the...

I espouse playing the baiting game with the missus

(which above frolicsome gambit I mastered)
After mine wife
asks for this, that
or...

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Herbal Mint Tea

Haiku

afternoon mint tea
short break from the computer
no caffeine for me

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I absconded with reader...

I absconded with reader rabbit (Peter), to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman
think Monty Python's
Flying Circus skittering...

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COMES IN THREES

Doesn't come once and never comes twice
Comes in threes like those blind mice
So many things...

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S'more sprawling...

S'more sprawling poppycock

ChockĀ·aĀ·block discombobulated poem
for your reading pleasure
dashed off ad hoc
my...

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AN ANGEL WITH NO HALO OR WINGS

She was a survivor of sorts a real trooper ,her halo got lost one day ,
while she was out doing good...

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Mr. Sandman 😵

Mr. Sandman 😵

Where on earth does grit come from that collects in your eye ?
Is there really a sandman
...