Humour

Slicing up vegetables he encountered a disaster
His finger was cut and he hadn't a plaster
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Muddled
Befuddled
Perplexity in a plight
Nothing seems to fit
And you can’t...

I dashed (off the enclosed poem) yay
while safely secured within
white horse open sleigh...

Around the town he was known as the Bogie Man
Not an evil spirit my friend but a Bogart fan
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She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..

...Knit one row...purl another.. .unwinding...

Maisie’s little pet puppy is so devilishly funny

Haha she gives her Grandad and Granny a right run...

Billy built a big brick box it brought him lots of fun

As he sat with his big black building...

Suzie shines her sister’s shoes, she shines them till they sheen

Suzie’s such a shining star say’s...

If my spoon could talk what would it say
Almost certainly please don't put me away
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That “COCKLE DOODLE DOO” without any prewarning

Wakes me up with a fright every single morning...

On the commuter train he was a man of routine
Finish the crossword at exactly eight nineteen...

Traveled out to the golf course,
Looking forward to it all week!
Not playing well; but no...

Shocking and disgusting the old ladies said
Enough to turn the meek a delicate shade of red
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Down below those sandy soles on my size seven plates of meat

As I stride hand in hand with my...

This is without question a most wacky zoo
Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true
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I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow?
Well I shall let you into a...