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Humour

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Big Words

Big Words

HEY YOU! I've got a question,
And I don't want a suggestion!
Am I better lookin than a skunk...

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THE DOGGIE THAT DIDN'T...

It's hard being a doggie that doesn't woof
Downright difficult and most definitely tough
All...

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Nowhere land 🤣

Nowhere land 🤣

There is a place not that is not far away or as close as can be

Called ‘Nowhere land’ where it...

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Ode to Boris 💙

Ode to Boris 💙

Okay Boris we have been going out but staying in

Hoping that what with our social distancing...

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ANIMAL NOISES

Ta wit ta woo said the owl to the wren
Cluck cluck cluck replied the dear old hen
Woof woof...

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Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

“Can you s..s..scratch my s..s..skin slurred the snake to the spider ?”

As the scaly serpent...

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“Flapdoodle Flummadiddle” 🎼🎼🎼

“Flapdoodle Flummadiddle” 🎼🎼🎼

Hey can anyone help me out here ?

What is the meaning of ‘Flapdoodle flummadiddle ?’

Coz...

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CUT

Slicing up vegetables he encountered a disaster
His finger was cut and he hadn't a plaster
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In a pickle 😱

In a pickle 😱

Muddled
Befuddled
Perplexity in a plight
Nothing seems to fit
And you can’t...

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Greetings from...

Greetings from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania today March 1st, 2021

I dashed (off the enclosed poem) yay
while safely secured within
white horse open sleigh...

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THE BOGIE MAN

Around the town he was known as the Bogie Man
Not an evil spirit my friend but a Bogart fan
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...Knit one row...purl...

...Knit one row...purl another...🤣

She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..

...Knit one row...purl another.. .unwinding...

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Maisie’s funny little Honey 🦮💕

Maisie’s funny little Honey 🦮💕

Maisie’s little pet puppy is so devilishly funny

Haha she gives her Grandad and Granny a right run...

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Billies blocks 🤣

Billies blocks 🤣

Billy built a big brick box it brought him lots of fun

As he sat with his big black building...

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Shiney shoes 🤣

Shiney shoes 🤣

Suzie shines her sister’s shoes, she shines them till they sheen

Suzie’s such a shining star say’s...

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IF MY SPOON COULD TALK


If my spoon could talk what would it say
Almost certainly please don't put me away
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