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The Poor Poet And The Deep...

The Poor Poet And The Deep Voice

A poor poet strolled along a lonely beach.
Suddenly, he hears a deep voice.
DIG!
He...

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Mary Had A Frog

Mary Had A Frog

Mary had a frog

Mary used to have a lamb but now she has a frog.
She came upon it quite by...

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One hell of a sandwich

One hell of a sandwich

One day while I prepared my lunch
For my stomach’s midday sacrament,
I made a ketchup...

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Good Morning Lord

Good Morning Lord

I have been busy
everyday today is another day to praise you
so that is what I am doing I am...

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Woody Woodpecker 🤣

Woody Woodpecker 🤣

I hear a “Tap” “Tap” “Tapping” as I am strolling along

So of course I start to march along to the...

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SALLY THE SLOW WORM

In this little rhyme I would like to confirm
I have personally seen in action Sally slow worm...

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TWO WORD TANGO


At lunch
A hunch
An idea
Drink beer

Bad choice
Beery voice...

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EIGHT LEGGED SPIDER

An eight legged spider is coming after me
In my dreams when I should be sleeping naturally
...

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The Prickles Shindig 🦔🦔

The Prickles Shindig 🦔🦔

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
they held a party on the farm and everyonr was there
...

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MARY THE FAIRY

Mary the fairy gave me three wishes
With that her wand sparkles and swishes
Hurry up she...

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Down In The Jungle

Down In The Jungle

Down in the jungle where the tiger runs,
I was too smart for you and all your guns,
earned my...

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Hook, line and sinker!!!

Hook, line and sinker!!!

I read that piece of poetry once
Then I went over it again
And though I scrutinised each and...

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She Came 3rd In A Poetry...

She Came 3rd In A Poetry Competition

She came 3rd in a poetry competition,
So sourly said 3rd and 2nd are for losers.
Arrogantly...

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‘A spade is a spade’🤣

‘A spade is a spade’🤣

One mans meat is a poison to another

Whilst we all try our utmost to get along with each other...

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FAKE SHEIKH


He splashed his cash like millionaires do
Not what he seemed is accurate and true
For...

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“What’s big, pink allover...

“What’s big, pink allover with bright yellow dots”? 🤣

Mr. Blobby has a bulbous belly

And his favourite food is a bucket full of jelly

He doesn’t...