That “COCKLE DOODLE DOO” without any prewarning
Wakes me up with a fright every single morning...
On the commuter train he was a man of routine Finish the crossword at exactly eight nineteen...
Traveled out to the golf course, Looking forward to it all week! Not playing well; but no...
Shocking and disgusting the old ladies said Enough to turn the meek a delicate shade of red ...
Down below those sandy soles on my size seven plates of meat
As I stride hand in hand with my...
This is without question a most wacky zoo Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true ...
I bet you’ve always wondered why and when field mushrooms grow? Well I shall let you into a...
A poor poet strolled along a lonely beach. Suddenly, he hears a deep voice. DIG! He...
Mary had a frog
Mary used to have a lamb but now she has a frog. She came upon it quite by...
One day while I prepared my lunch For my stomach’s midday sacrament, I made a ketchup...
I have been busy everyday today is another day to praise you so that is what I am doing I am...
I hear a “Tap” “Tap” “Tapping” as I am strolling along
So of course I start to march along to the...
In this little rhyme I would like to confirm I have personally seen in action Sally slow worm...
At lunch A hunch An idea Drink beer
Bad choice Beery voice...
An eight legged spider is coming after me In my dreams when I should be sleeping naturally ...
Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair they held a party on the farm and everyonr was there ...