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Humour

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Lofty

Lofty

I love animals, and this one liked me!
A little intimidating; this walking tree.
I would...

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NO MICKEY TAKING

I promise not to take the Mickey as far as I know
After all you maybe a John or Jane Doe...

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Space Betwixt The Fears

Space Betwixt The Fears

So Branson finally got a shot off into space,
get ready folks, get belted for the Star Trek Skylark...

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The Luxury Apartment

The Luxury Apartment

Max and Alan decided to take an apartment,
no cleaning turned out to be an argument,
however...

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GROWING NAILS

The nails on his fingers grew and grew
Without any nail clippers what could he do
I'm sure...

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Am I human ?

Am I human ?

“Cosmofunnel what the hell is going on ?”

of course I am human are you reading me wrong ?

I...

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Who is this Jill???

Oh ay ‘ Matthew the mischievious Monkey’

Who is this Jill???

A Monkey creater ?
Can this really be me ?

I seek for strange shapes in some dregs of my tea...

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The Villain Of The Piece

The Villain Of The Piece

It's not easy being the villain of the piece,
Always and forever type-cast in dark light.
I'...

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SPOOKY SHENANIGINS

I know exactly what you must be thinking
I've possibly gone mad and have been drinking
...

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ALEXA AND THE LAZY MAN

Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa...

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Walking up a sweat !!! 🤣

Walking up a sweat !!! 🤣

I go out for a stroll and I walk up a sweat

My face feels frozen but my body is wet

The...

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Park Football

Nostalgia at 40yrs old

every day when school was done
we played football in the park
using jumpers for goalposts...

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WORK IT OUT

My colours are green,red and black
Come in a bunches and not in a sack
I make a drink that...

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MUSIC, TRAVEL AND FRUIT

He remembers fondly his time in Ghana
That's where he had a delicious banana
A far cry from...

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NEW MAN IN FOUR WEEKS

Take one of these and you'll be a new man
Said that on the label hope I don't turn into gran...

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UNTIL THE CAT

UNTIL  THE  CAT

There was a cat named until ,the cat loved to chase the ball
we would say, until where are you now...