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Humour

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“COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!”

“COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!”

That “COCKLE DOODLE DOO” without any prewarning

Wakes me up with a fright every single morning...

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MAN OF ROUTINE

On the commuter train he was a man of routine
Finish the crossword at exactly eight nineteen...

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Stimulating Day

Stimulating Day

Traveled out to the golf course,
Looking forward to it all week!
Not playing well; but no...

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CORSETS IN A SHOP WINDOW

Shocking and disgusting the old ladies said
Enough to turn the meek a delicate shade of red
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I dawg-gone done it 🤮

I dawg-gone done it 🤮

Down below those sandy soles on my size seven plates of meat

As I stride hand in hand with my...

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WACKY ZOO

This is without question a most wacky zoo
Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true
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The mystery of the...

The mystery of the mushrooms 🐑🐂

I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow?
Well I shall let you into a...

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The Poor Poet And The Deep...

The Poor Poet And The Deep Voice

A poor poet strolled along a lonely beach.
Suddenly, he hears a deep voice.
DIG!
He...

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Mary Had A Frog

Mary Had A Frog

Mary had a frog

Mary used to have a lamb but now she has a frog.
She came upon it quite by...

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One hell of a sandwich

One hell of a sandwich

One day while I prepared my lunch
For my stomach’s midday sacrament,
I made a ketchup...

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Good Morning Lord

Good Morning Lord

I have been busy
everyday today is another day to praise you
so that is what I am doing I am...

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Woody Woodpecker 🤣

Woody Woodpecker 🤣

I hear a “Tap” “Tap” “Tapping” as I am strolling along

So of course I start to march along to the...

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SALLY THE SLOW WORM

In this little rhyme I would like to confirm
I have personally seen in action Sally slow worm...

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TWO WORD TANGO


At lunch
A hunch
An idea
Drink beer

Bad choice
Beery voice...

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EIGHT LEGGED SPIDER

An eight legged spider is coming after me
In my dreams when I should be sleeping naturally
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The Prickles Shindig 🦔🦔

The Prickles Shindig 🦔🦔

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
they held a party on the farm and everyonr was there
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