Humour

Mary the fairy gave me three wishes
With that her wand sparkles and swishes
Hurry up she...

Down in the jungle where the tiger runs,
I was too smart for you and all your guns,
earned my...

I read that piece of poetry once
Then I went over it again
And though I scrutinised each and...

She came 3rd in a poetry competition,
So sourly said 3rd and 2nd are for losers.
Arrogantly...

One mans meat is a poison to another

Whilst we all try our utmost to get along with each other...

He splashed his cash like millionaires do
Not what he seemed is accurate and true
For...

Mr. Blobby has a bulbous belly

And his favourite food is a bucket full of jelly

He doesn’t...

I love animals, and this one liked me!
A little intimidating; this walking tree.
I would...

I promise not to take the Mickey as far as I know
After all you maybe a John or Jane Doe...

So Branson finally got a shot off into space,
get ready folks, get belted for the Star Trek Skylark...

Max and Alan decided to take an apartment,
no cleaning turned out to be an argument,
however...

The nails on his fingers grew and grew
Without any nail clippers what could he do
I'm sure...

“Cosmofunnel what the hell is going on ?”

of course I am human are you reading me wrong ?

I...

A Monkey creater ?
Can this really be me ?

I seek for strange shapes in some dregs of my tea...

It's not easy being the villain of the piece,
Always and forever type-cast in dark light.
I'...

I know exactly what you must be thinking
I've possibly gone mad and have been drinking
...