A monkey and a chimpanzee sat upon the stoned wall
Picking and flicking fleas where their skin did...
So much to do and not enough time Instead I will compose a little rhyme I really should wash...
Bugs buzz dancing on my head... Why ain't they all dead? (This being December and all)...
You may all have heard of Peaky Blinders Here's my version entitled Sneaky Finders This gang...
I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log. And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...
Oxymorons are mint I have to say Here's a few examples to start your day Beware beware my...
I wonder.... why on earth we ever work up ourselves with worry
And when there will always be a...
Help help my turkey has escaped Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped Not sure how and I...
You wouldnât believe what I did see Twasâ the fairy ontop of my christmas tree
This doll...
A critical time and a crucial juncture Santa's sleigh has obtained a puncture It's late...
Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat, she did pretend and succeed to give yours...
Here is my objective and also my goal To find out who was indeed The First Noel You might...
My wife has made me aware of this everyday since the four legged ...
All I want for Christmas this year is a crumpet Don't want a fanfare or the sound of a trumpet...
A nice spot by the river is what he thought Far better than that crowded beach resort His...
(on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protruding taut and visible ...
