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POPE ON A SKI SLOPE

I'm sure it was him on top of the ski slope
Certain I'm not wrong was definitely the Pope
He...

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GOING TOGETHER

They go together which is really neat
Take for example Halloween trick and treat
If there is...

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The penny drops 😱

The penny drops 😱

Tormented by tinnitus I ponder along my porch~I am blinded by blackness and I haven’t got a torch.....

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Nicky knocky nine doors 🤣

Nicky knocky nine doors 🤣

We are a nation of finger tapping fiddlers right from us oldies down to our little tiddlers~if it isn’t a...

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ā€œHo Ho Ho!!!ā€

ā€œHo Ho Ho!!!ā€

For all ye Bah humbugs this merry Christmas ā€œFa-la-la-la-la-dee-dahā€
I can hear you having a good...

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FAKE Inside Out

FAKE Inside Out

Foam at the mouth conspiracy theory zealots
are rapidly becoming my favorite entertainment

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PIE MAN

Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight
Served with chips for a sheer delight
Known as the...

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MOSQUITO AND DANNY DEVITO

Looking for blood was this naughty mosquito
Found it one evening in the home of Danny DeVito...

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THE NIGHT I BEAT USAIN BOLT

Eleven o'clock and it was time for bed
An interesting dream soon hit my head
Take this poem...

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Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Teeheee enjoy tuckin’ into Turkey everyone, that’s if you can use your knife and fork when all is said and...

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YOUR BUCKET LIST

I wonder to myself what's on your bucket list
Those things you want to do and not get missed...

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RULES TO BE A GHOST

Rules to be a ghost one must abide
Behind a door you must definitely hide
Come out at night...

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BIDEN'S NOT RACIST?

BIDEN'S NOT RACIST?

Studies were done before people actually researched...

Many probably still haven't...

I was...

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STELLA'S CELLARS

She lived in a mansion with several cellars
Came in handy when she bumped off her fellas
...

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FIVE WORD POETRY


It's really difficult to write
Five word poetry at night
Much easier during the day...

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The sozzled sailor 🤣

The sozzled sailor 🤣

What can we do with the drunken sailor? lock him in a cell like a lifelong jailer..or send him to a rehab...