Alexa does everything for this lazy man Like putting on the TV or opening a can Poor Alexa...
I go out for a stroll and I walk up a sweat
My face feels frozen but my body is wet
The...
every day when school was done we played football in the park using jumpers for goalposts...
My colours are green,red and black Come in a bunches and not in a sack I make a drink that...
He remembers fondly his time in Ghana That's where he had a delicious banana A far cry from...
Take one of these and you'll be a new man Said that on the label hope I don't turn into gran...
There was a cat named until ,the cat loved to chase the ball we would say, until where are you now...
A monkey and a chimpanzee sat upon the stoned wall
Picking and flicking fleas where their skin did...
So much to do and not enough time Instead I will compose a little rhyme I really should wash...
Bugs buzz dancing on my head... Why ain't they all dead? (This being December and all)...
You may all have heard of Peaky Blinders Here's my version entitled Sneaky Finders This gang...
I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log. And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...
Oxymorons are mint I have to say Here's a few examples to start your day Beware beware my...
I wonder.... why on earth we ever work up ourselves with worry
And when there will always be a...
Help help my turkey has escaped Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped Not sure how and I...
You wouldn’t believe what I did see Twas’ the fairy ontop of my christmas tree
This doll...
