A critical time and a crucial juncture Santa's sleigh has obtained a puncture It's late...
Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat, she did pretend and succeed to give yours...
Here is my objective and also my goal To find out who was indeed The First Noel You might...
My wife has made me aware of this everyday since the four legged ...
All I want for Christmas this year is a crumpet Don't want a fanfare or the sound of a trumpet...
A nice spot by the river is what he thought Far better than that crowded beach resort His...
(on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protruding taut and visible ...
I'm sure it was him on top of the ski slope Certain I'm not wrong was definitely the Pope He...
They go together which is really neat Take for example Halloween trick and treat If there is...
Tormented by tinnitus I ponder along my porch~I am blinded by blackness and I haven’t got a torch.....
We are a nation of finger tapping fiddlers right from us oldies down to our little tiddlers~if it isn’t a...
For all ye Bah humbugs this merry Christmas “Fa-la-la-la-la-dee-dah” I can hear you having a good...
Foam at the mouth conspiracy theory zealots are rapidly becoming my favorite entertainment
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Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight Served with chips for a sheer delight Known as the...
Looking for blood was this naughty mosquito Found it one evening in the home of Danny DeVito...
Eleven o'clock and it was time for bed An interesting dream soon hit my head Take this poem...
