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All in a quivers 🕷

All in a quivers 🕷

The whistling wind is wafting thru the alleyway
There won’t be any cobwebs left dangling in the...

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Metric

Metric

I followed the yellow
brick road,
it was marked
Two metres apart..
They called...

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My bonkers brain 🤣

My bonkers brain 🤣

I pray my mind will relax and rest, from doing what it knows the best..yet whilst I lie down in my nest my...

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Obsession to shop 🤣

Obsession to shop 🤣

Felicity and Petula
Had an obsession to shop
That is how they met
Both had hold of...

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COMPLICATED CLASS

Mister Blackwood was the teacher of this complicated class
To remember the names of his pupils was...

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Let the Nature Care

- To all the carefree souls

Let the Nature Care

Can you imagine someone still leaves washing out for several days in this late changeable autumn? A real...

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vote

vote

Today we
vote
However
I suspect
my ballot
is
being
used...

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LOST IN TRANSLATION (GUIDE)

Kaz and Daz were best mates with Jane and Wayne
All four decided on a lovely long holiday to Spain...

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DON'T MENTION IT

DON'T MENTION IT

I let the dog out but forgot to let the cat in lol don't mention it
I didn't make the bed or sweep...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
...

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All this SXXT !!! ?

All this SXXT !!! ?

What will I write about now, I shall think of something from within my brow.. yet haven’t I covered every...

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NOODLES FOR POODLES

The family Johnson had two adoring poodles
Both had a vice and it was an addiction to noodles...

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Polly parrot ??

Polly parrot ??

Yup I am off once again letting my pen do the talking, with my head amidst that canopy of clouds ignoring...

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TIPSY GYPSY


She had a stall in the busy fairground
I went inside without making a sound
What did...

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The Kiss

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I met her at the yonder dance,
She mentioned she was leaving.
This be shattered romance?...

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Food Chain

Food Chain

Run little bunnykins
The farmer has his gun
He is out a-hunting
For to eat a rabbit...