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Humour

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Saints and Sinners ??

Saints and Sinners ??

At the saints and sinners ball nobody knew at all, who the hell was meant to be good or bad..Everyone wore...

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If I was stinkin’ rich ?

If I was stinkin’ rich ?

If I was a Billionaire
I’d definately own a yacht
A cabin with a sat nav
I would buy...

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It went off with a bang!!!

It went off with a bang!!!

It was a bumpy ride for the groom and his bride after they had tied the knot..when they had a puncture on...

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SOMETHING SILLY

Who invented the word walkie talkie ?
If I said it was me I'd be telling you a porkie
Got me...

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SHOWBOAT

SHOWBOAT

She was a show-off
always trying to be better than the next person ,show-off
or you might say...

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I have lost my spectacles ?

I have lost my spectacles ?

Have you seen my spectacles ? as I am searching everywhere, lifting up the cushions on the sofas and...

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In a terrible stew..?

In a terrible stew..?

I am scared to death in a state of displease, wobbling like a jelly with wibbling knees..why the hell did...

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SORE FEET

SORE FEET

How does that happen too much walking too much standing sore feet
sore feet, sore feet i need a long...

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Dennis the menace mouse ?

Dennis the menace mouse ?

Bartholomew Bunny has made himself a brand new house, it’s two burrows down from Micky the Mouse.. he’s...

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THREE PEAS IN A POD

Three peas in a pod were a fine looking bean
A shiny outer layer and a beautiful green
These...

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WHAT FRUIT ?

One piece of fruit a day is good for the soul
All vying for attention in the pretty fruit bowl...

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Irish Micky Flynn..?

Irish Micky Flynn..?

He wins the nobbly knee contest coz he is so very bony..haha his legs goes right up to his pants, two...

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LONG DAY

LONG DAY

Some days are long days,
others are not, for example,
I awaken before dawn,
it makes...

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EFFING AND BLINDING


Molly Perkins was old and lived next door
Her son a sailor came home from the war
I...

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Spouse sets obstacle course...

Spouse sets obstacle course endangering my life and limb

While sidestepping impediments,
Achilles heel stricken with paralyzing zap
chronically...

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TOFFEE AND TEETH

Let me tell you all about a lady named Ruth
She got a sticky toffee stuck on her tooth
...