Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
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All this SXXT !!! ?

All this SXXT !!! ?

What will I write about now, I shall think of something from within my brow.. yet haven’t I covered every...

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NOODLES FOR POODLES

The family Johnson had two adoring poodles
Both had a vice and it was an addiction to noodles...

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Polly parrot ??

Polly parrot ??

Yup I am off once again letting my pen do the talking, with my head amidst that canopy of clouds ignoring...

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TIPSY GYPSY


She had a stall in the busy fairground
I went inside without making a sound
What did...

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The Kiss

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I met her at the yonder dance,
She mentioned she was leaving.
This be shattered romance?...

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Food Chain

Food Chain

Run little bunnykins
The farmer has his gun
He is out a-hunting
For to eat a rabbit...

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Saints and Sinners ??

Saints and Sinners ??

At the saints and sinners ball nobody knew at all, who the hell was meant to be good or bad..Everyone wore...

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If I was stinkin’ rich ?

If I was stinkin’ rich ?

If I was a Billionaire
I’d definately own a yacht
A cabin with a sat nav
I would buy...

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It went off with a bang!!!

It went off with a bang!!!

It was a bumpy ride for the groom and his bride after they had tied the knot..when they had a puncture on...

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SOMETHING SILLY

Who invented the word walkie talkie ?
If I said it was me I'd be telling you a porkie
Got me...

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SHOWBOAT

SHOWBOAT

She was a show-off
always trying to be better than the next person ,show-off
or you might say...

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I have lost my spectacles ?

I have lost my spectacles ?

Have you seen my spectacles ? as I am searching everywhere, lifting up the cushions on the sofas and...

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In a terrible stew..?

In a terrible stew..?

I am scared to death in a state of displease, wobbling like a jelly with wibbling knees..why the hell did...

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SORE FEET

SORE FEET

How does that happen too much walking too much standing sore feet
sore feet, sore feet i need a long...

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Dennis the menace mouse ?

Dennis the menace mouse ?

Bartholomew Bunny has made himself a brand new house, it’s two burrows down from Micky the Mouse.. he’s...