Humour

Mini mum and maxi mum went shopping today
Both couldn't decide on what things to pay
Maxi...

Let me tell you all about Richard Cable
Not hospital born but actually in a stable
Since...

Friends become fiends if we dropped one letter
That got me thinking could I do any better...

It seems I am unrateable, unknown and yet
Debatable
I hope I am not hateable
But am in...

A tightwad and skinflint so says Google
With his money he was tight and frugal
No...

So many advantages of being really tall
No need for tiptoes to see over a wall
Takes ages...

Washing windows with his wipers he tries not to look.. yet there are times when he cannot help himself and...

When it comes to food I will try most things
All dishes of the world from curry to chicken wings...

(alternatively titled: tardy duff fender of assertiveness,
especially after adjusting following...

Ooh my husband has some lovely juvly plums..they are hanging from the branches looking like little peachy...

I am sitting here just a deepthinkin’ why are sheep so a’stinkin’ .. coz all they eat is green grass and...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care home..
l’m not really sure how...

Your words
Are as empty
As the face
Behind the mask

Selling wine
...

Got outta bed boot
did not drag comb against head
of beetle browed foo fighter,
he did...

Was that you yelling from the top of that hill ?
Well it sounded like your voice shouting “JILL!!”...