Humour

Three peas in a pod were a fine looking bean
A shiny outer layer and a beautiful green
These...

One piece of fruit a day is good for the soul
All vying for attention in the pretty fruit bowl...

He wins the nobbly knee contest coz he is so very bony..haha his legs goes right up to his pants, two...

Some days are long days,
others are not, for example,
I awaken before dawn,
it makes...

Molly Perkins was old and lived next door
Her son a sailor came home from the war
I...

While sidestepping impediments,
Achilles heel stricken with paralyzing zap
chronically...

Let me tell you all about a lady named Ruth
She got a sticky toffee stuck on her tooth
...

Mini mum and maxi mum went shopping today
Both couldn't decide on what things to pay
Maxi...

Let me tell you all about Richard Cable
Not hospital born but actually in a stable
Since...

Friends become fiends if we dropped one letter
That got me thinking could I do any better...

It seems I am unrateable, unknown and yet
Debatable
I hope I am not hateable
But am in...

A tightwad and skinflint so says Google
With his money he was tight and frugal
No...

So many advantages of being really tall
No need for tiptoes to see over a wall
Takes ages...

Washing windows with his wipers he tries not to look.. yet there are times when he cannot help himself and...

When it comes to food I will try most things
All dishes of the world from curry to chicken wings...