Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Being proactive after...

Being proactive after getting hoodwinked

(alternatively titled: tardy duff fender of assertiveness,
especially after adjusting following...

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Lovely juvly plums ?

Lovely juvly plums ?

Ooh my husband has some lovely juvly plums..they are hanging from the branches looking like little peachy...

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A’stinkin’ Sheep ??

My second attempt at Matthew’s deep thiniking challenge ?

A’stinkin’ Sheep ??

I am sitting here just a deepthinkin’ why are sheep so a’stinkin’ .. coz all they eat is green grass and...

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Pearl the deaf Parrot ??

My hummerous entry for Matthew and co.

Pearl the deaf Parrot ??

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care home..
l’m not really sure how...

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Attitcus

Attitcus

Your words
Are as empty
As the face
Behind the mask

Selling wine
...

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Woke up (September 6th,...

Woke up (September 6th, 2020)...

Got outta bed boot
did not drag comb against head
of beetle browed foo fighter,
he did...

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999...

999...

Was that you yelling from the top of that hill ?
Well it sounded like your voice shouting “JILL!!”...

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THE BREAKFAST TABLE PANTOMIME


Every morning at the same time they both met
Kept far apart when the breakfast table was set...

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MY PEN

My pen tells a story as it glides along,
i write while it spins a tale,
i write about this...

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In a falsehood of fantasy

In a falsehood of fantasy

He flew like the wind betwixt the thoughts in his mind but his chimeras were illusions and his sight was...

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THE CHICKEN SHOW

Its time for the chicken show
on the all chicken network
and now here is are host for tonight...

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I don't Know

Pussy Cats hear me roar

I don't Know

Looking at some
of the Modern
Poets of Today

Ocean Vuong
Atticus
Rupi...

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Cannibal Clubbing

Cannibal Clubbing

Wanted to hook up with this chick so badly
I looked past her radical Antifa tendencies
So she...

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TAMARA KNIGHT

They met in a crowded Dublin dance floor
Difficult for conversation that's for sure
Outside...

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THREE PEOPLE IN A BANK

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

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THE WONKY PHOTO FRAME

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The...