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Humour

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Wicked bad designed day

Wicked bad designed day

(alternately titled: courtesy Doctor Donald Dossey
who coined paraskevidekatriaphobia
August...

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Tripping the light fantastic ?

Tripping the light fantastic ?

Tripping the light fantastic ?

He tripped the light fantastic when he stumbled on the floor.....

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‘Knickers in a stew!!’

‘Knickers in a stew!!’

I could write about him or perhaps pen about her but I can’t think what she looks like coz my mind is in a...

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HIS WIFE KNOWS ALL THE...

Whose are the boots at the end of my bed ?
His wife replied to him they belong to Fred
He...

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BANG YOUR OWN DRUM

Bang your own drum bang your own drum
Louder the better and others may come
Make a statement...

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Harley

Harley

my dog
receives covert meds..
I wrap steroids in bits of
cheese and bread..
He...

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DO LIZZIE AND PHIL WEAR...

A thought occurred to me all of a sudden today
Does Queen Lizzie wear her mask I cannot say
...

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I am in the here

I am in the here

I am in
the
Here
Just
Not
quite
In
The
Now

...

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HOW DID YOU GET THAT NAME ?

Wondering who are the people who give things a name
On everyday items no two products are the same...

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Dusk hoover ring dawn ting...

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e...

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veteran convict

veteran convict

So much depends
upon

robbing a bank
organized

having a clear
getaway...

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Sour Apple

Sour Apple

? An Apple
becomes
Sour
When one
Circles ?
back
In due diligence...

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Living In the Basement

Living In the Basement

He lives
in a
basement
As the
Bolshevik
American
Handlers...

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The missus pounded mine...

causing percussive rumpus

The missus pounded mine posterior...

Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated
felt and heard round the world wide web
(...

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“SHUT UP!!”

“SHUT UP!!”

That big black rooster sitting on my garden wall will you “SHUT UP!!” with your noisy cackling call...

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“She know’s best!!!” ?

“She know’s best!!!” ?

She will not listen to reasoning and it’s to hell with explanations when she is faced with any day-to-day...