Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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veteran convict

veteran convict

So much depends
upon

robbing a bank
organized

having a clear
getaway...

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Sour Apple

Sour Apple

? An Apple
becomes
Sour
When one
Circles ?
back
In due diligence...

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Living In the Basement

Living In the Basement

He lives
in a
basement
As the
Bolshevik
American
Handlers...

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The missus pounded mine...

causing percussive rumpus

The missus pounded mine posterior...

Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated
felt and heard round the world wide web
(...

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“SHUT UP!!”

“SHUT UP!!”

That big black rooster sitting on my garden wall will you “SHUT UP!!” with your noisy cackling call...

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“She know’s best!!!” ?

“She know’s best!!!” ?

She will not listen to reasoning and it’s to hell with explanations when she is faced with any day-to-day...

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TEACHERS

It just doesn't add up" the Maths teacher said
The English teacher replied "The worst book I've...

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ONES IN MY LIFE

ONES IN MY LIFE
I LIKE TO SING
LIKE FRANK SINATRA
OH BLUE EYES HIM SLEF!!!!
NEW...

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Hey God

I looked in the mirror today
And the second thing I thought
Was, Hey God,
What's the...

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DICK FREE

DICK FREE

I am on
A pilgrimage
Of not
Being a dick

My wife, kids,
Mother and...

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SAINT-LOUIS-DU-HA ! HA !

Some live in a town while others it is a city
All have basic names more is the pity
Doing...

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The ‘Not-so-scary’ Spider ?

The ‘Not-so-scary’ Spider ?

I see you scary spider and I know that you see me dangling down from my doorframe so visibly
I...

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Bring on the rejection...

Bring on the rejection slips and/or lost wager

Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value...

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Retail Therapy ?

Retail Therapy ?

I have decluttered my closet and de-junked my clothes coz I am two sizes bigger so I won’t be wearing...

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The Village Idiot ?

The Village Idiot ?

I saw the village idiot yesterday
He stuck his toungue out at me then he ran away
I sped...

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ADD AND DELETE LETTERS FROM...

Adding and deleting to words is fun to play
Putting it in a poem is hard I have to say
Try...