Humour

It just doesn't add up" the Maths teacher said
The English teacher replied "The worst book I've...

ONES IN MY LIFE
I LIKE TO SING
LIKE FRANK SINATRA
OH BLUE EYES HIM SLEF!!!!
NEW...

I looked in the mirror today
And the second thing I thought
Was, Hey God,
What's the...

I am on
A pilgrimage
Of not
Being a dick

My wife, kids,
Mother and...

Some live in a town while others it is a city
All have basic names more is the pity
Doing...

I see you scary spider and I know that you see me dangling down from my doorframe so visibly
I...

Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value...

I have decluttered my closet and de-junked my clothes coz I am two sizes bigger so I won’t be wearing...

I saw the village idiot yesterday
He stuck his toungue out at me then he ran away
I sped...

Adding and deleting to words is fun to play
Putting it in a poem is hard I have to say
Try...

(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
...

Do you know there is always that one that sticks out from the rest
acting like a moron and being a...

Cobwebs in the corner betwixt the old wooden beams
Silky ghostly shreds spreading all along the...

It’s past eight o’ clock and I have had a very busy day tho mind you I’ve had a brilliant blast I really...

I am a room but I have no floor
No windows either and definitely no door
I keep you warm...

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented
and mighty strong
People...