Ambassador Topic -

Humour

Latest entries

Poem -

A DINGO PLAYING BINGO

I will never forget my time in Australia mate
The Bruces and the Shelias were really great
...

Poem -

“Oh you silly thing!!”

“Oh you silly thing!!”

He cuddles her and kisses her saying
“Oh my darling won’t you marry me?”
She blushes with...

Poem -

Z

An amusing little thought just entered my head
I'm going to write a poem that features the letter...

Poem -

Coronavirus baby booms ?

Coronavirus baby booms ?

We were dressed up to the nines
My husband and me
Both looking very similar
when...

Poem -

TWO VOWEL POEM

Set myself a challenge that's difficult to do
A poem with vowels but only has two
So here we...

Poem -

SWEET THINGS (SUGAR ET AL)

For some it is chocolate and for others its cake
We all like sweet things make no mistake
A...

Poem -

Wibbly wobbly jelly?

Wibbly wobbly jelly?

When you eat wibbly wobby jelly do not put it on a plate coz it will wibble wobble off the edge and land...

Poem -

Gone Fishing

Big Fish Caught ?

Gone Fishing

Want of sensual stimulation, leading the way.
Flush of youth making most of each free day !
...

Poem -

Confounded and Confused ??

Confounded and Confused ??

She is in a mixed up muddle and making her daughter’s amused
Coz her insomnia is insufferable and...

Poem -

The Consequences of Liking...

Dedicated to Christopher Mayer (1954-2011) who died on July 23...

The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...

Poem -

Whar art mine fervent zeal...

Whar art mine fervent zeal for Marx Brothers?

While figuratively trout fishing
for ideas to write about
analogous (hook, line and sinker)...

Poem -

Wanted

Advertisement in newspaper

Wanted

Caretaker for my Malibu beach house

Also wanted

Malibu beach house

Poem -

‘A chip off the old block’

‘A chip off the old block’

Wherever William went that toy trumpet did go
His little cheeks would constantly be inflated from...

Poem -

CHARLIE HARRIS (DODGY DEALER)

Charlie Harris was an interesting little man
Sold his wares from the back of his van
Didn't...

Poem -

TIRAMISU

It was in Italy when he first got the taste
Something that would affect his waist
He had to...

Poem -

Anti-Terrorist Paranoia...

I saw it broadcast on TV screens
All about those terrorist machines
Searched through...