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Humour

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Whar art mine fervent zeal...

Whar art mine fervent zeal for Marx Brothers?

While figuratively trout fishing
for ideas to write about
analogous (hook, line and sinker)...

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Wanted

Advertisement in newspaper

Wanted

Caretaker for my Malibu beach house

Also wanted

Malibu beach house

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‘A chip off the old block’

‘A chip off the old block’

Wherever William went that toy trumpet did go
His little cheeks would constantly be inflated from...

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CHARLIE HARRIS (DODGY DEALER)

Charlie Harris was an interesting little man
Sold his wares from the back of his van
Didn't...

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TIRAMISU

It was in Italy when he first got the taste
Something that would affect his waist
He had to...

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Anti-Terrorist Paranoia...

I saw it broadcast on TV screens
All about those terrorist machines
Searched through...

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Party Spirit

Fun, Fun, Fun.

Party Spirit

Demons from wardrobe, dressed to try.
Coming forth in total earnest to multiply.
Reproducing...

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THE BEATLES TEA LADY

Wouldn't be famous if it wasn't for me
For I made the Beatles their cups of tea
After each...

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How to attach a shower...

How to attach a shower curtain...

Suffering permanent anatomical
disfigurement, nonetheless
maintaining marital bliss
at...

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DIRTY LAUNDRY

I can't sleep
Up all night
Hearing weird sounds
Gives me the creeps

Must be...

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Spouse took hiatus washing...

Spouse took hiatus washing clothes and dishes

(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor
cuz the following hyperbole
from this pencil...

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Lousy Gift Giver

Lousy Gift Giver

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

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Our long time catered chef...

prepared a meal fit for (psst... me) a king

Our long time catered chef...

Actually professional cook
(trained since infancy)
long a staple of our family
since...

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Lyrical Jazz

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz

Lyrical Jazz

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

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Deliberate pain staking...

(alternately titled: impossible mission goes awry

Deliberate pain staking attentiveness to perfection

probably mortal enemy cast spell binding jinx)

Both mental versus
physical tasks necessitate...

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Mr. Salt and Mr. Pepper pots

Mr. Salt and Mr. Pepper pots

Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper were stood on the kitchen table
These two tricksters will get mixed up if...