Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Party Spirit

Fun, Fun, Fun.

Party Spirit

Demons from wardrobe, dressed to try.
Coming forth in total earnest to multiply.
Reproducing...

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THE BEATLES TEA LADY

Wouldn't be famous if it wasn't for me
For I made the Beatles their cups of tea
After each...

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How to attach a shower...

How to attach a shower curtain...

Suffering permanent anatomical
disfigurement, nonetheless
maintaining marital bliss
at...

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DIRTY LAUNDRY

I can't sleep
Up all night
Hearing weird sounds
Gives me the creeps

Must be...

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Spouse took hiatus washing...

Spouse took hiatus washing clothes and dishes

(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor
cuz the following hyperbole
from this pencil...

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Lousy Gift Giver

Lousy Gift Giver

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

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Our long time catered chef...

prepared a meal fit for (psst... me) a king

Our long time catered chef...

Actually professional cook
(trained since infancy)
long a staple of our family
since...

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Lyrical Jazz

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz

Lyrical Jazz

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

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Deliberate pain staking...

(alternately titled: impossible mission goes awry

Deliberate pain staking attentiveness to perfection

probably mortal enemy cast spell binding jinx)

Both mental versus
physical tasks necessitate...

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Mr. Salt and Mr. Pepper pots

Mr. Salt and Mr. Pepper pots

Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper were stood on the kitchen table
These two tricksters will get mixed up if...

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PASSWORDS

Password for this and a password for that
Then you have to remember the format
What was life...

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NOTHING DOING TONIGHT

The words are not coming out tonight
Can't get a poem together try as I might
Nothing seems...

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Would the real “Matthew...

Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them...

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Aging long haired pencil...

Aging long haired pencil neck geezer

(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad...

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100% Natural psyllium husk...

100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy

As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk...

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IVE GOT THE BLUES

IVE GOT THE BLUES

I woke up one morning feeling kind of sad
It was the worst damn feelings I've ever had
I...