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Humour

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PASSWORDS

Password for this and a password for that
Then you have to remember the format
What was life...

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NOTHING DOING TONIGHT

The words are not coming out tonight
Can't get a poem together try as I might
Nothing seems...

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Would the real “Matthew...

Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them...

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Aging long haired pencil...

Aging long haired pencil neck geezer

(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad...

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100% Natural psyllium husk...

100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy

As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk...

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IVE GOT THE BLUES

IVE GOT THE BLUES

I woke up one morning feeling kind of sad
It was the worst damn feelings I've ever had
I...

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Clever country cat

Clever country cat

Misty the smokey, grey country cat
Narrow eyes of emerald green
He undoubtedly was the most...

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My little boomerang ?

My little boomerang ?

I had a little boomerang
when I was just a tiny tot
One sunny afternoon when I was feeling...

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To Lily Black, My dearest...

For my dear friend Lily Black, just for a laugh

To Lily Black, My dearest friend

Your blood is red,
Your tears are blue,
I though life was ugly,
Then I met you....

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I Killed Mister Ed

I Killed Mister Ed

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

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Poems Written while Confined

A Cow in the Woods

Poems Written while Confined

It started to rain so time to go home. No time to roam.
Return to the barn mamma cow and her calf...

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HITCHHIKER FROM HELL

HITCHHIKER FROM HELL

She sat beside me with eyes as wide as a full moon
Reaching into a worn leather bag
She...

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Moos, maas, bleats and baas

Moos, maas, bleats and baas

“Moo-ve over with your scruffy kids you noisy Billy goats
This is our field with our black and...

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“Oh what a crying shame”

“Oh what a crying shame”

Each and every minute I listen to the very same
the second hand loud tick tock of the cuckoo clock...

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Ability to defecate wildly...

between incontinence and constipation

Ability to defecate wildly swings (both ways)...

Irritable bowel syndrome i.e.
the former excretory bout I address
the above (polite way to...

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Taking Care Of Seventeen Kids

Taking Care Of Seventeen Kids

I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother.
I'm angry because they can't keep...