Misty the smokey, grey country cat Narrow eyes of emerald green He undoubtedly was the most...
I had a little boomerang when I was just a tiny tot One sunny afternoon when I was feeling...
Your blood is red, Your tears are blue, I though life was ugly, Then I met you....
While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed. I accidentally ran over that talking...
It started to rain so time to go home. No time to roam. Return to the barn mamma cow and her calf...
She sat beside me with eyes as wide as a full moon Reaching into a worn leather bag She...
“Moo-ve over with your scruffy kids you noisy Billy goats This is our field with our black and...
Each and every minute I listen to the very same the second hand loud tick tock of the cuckoo clock...
Irritable bowel syndrome i.e. the former excretory bout I address the above (polite way to...
I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother. I'm angry because they can't keep...
My highlight of my life right now is an Asda food shop delivery I admit this sounds sad and a...
He went through the labels each and everyone Hoping that the right label hadn't been sold...
It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout. He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...
An unusual fellow was Tommy Finney Walked into town wearing a pinny The pinny was pink and...
Smile and joke At that bloke With no hair He doesn't care
Weep and wail...
Pretty Pamela Prog was a particular proud hedgehog As she daily dusted dead leaves out of her...
