Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Indentation

My husband and I were sleeping and I fell asleep on his arm
and I was sleeping so hard that it left...

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MISINTERPRETING

So I have travelled to be with you today
We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay
I thought...

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THE WORLDS FINEST GHOST

Not one to brag and certainly won't boast
However I am the world's finest ghost
I come out...

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Learning when/how to close...

flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Learning when/how to close seat then...

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter tidily bowled over...

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WALKING BACKWARDS

Here's a little laugh to end your day
Concerns a man who walks a different way
He walks...

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A PERFECT SPY (LITTLE GIRAFFE)

One helluva story I heard the other day
Couldn't believe the words I have to say
I'm sure...

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SHE IS MY COVID-19

SHE IS MY COVID-19

from the moment I wake up
To the moment my head hits
The pillow
She instructs me...

Art -

I am Safe now

I am Safe now
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LADIES BEWARE

The man with the hat is a real cool dude
Always speaks intellectually and never rude
His...

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The Mummy Teacher

A poem for all those mum/ teachers atm...i feel ya ? ???


Teaching my kids will be sooo much...

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We will conquer this battle ?

We will conquer this battle ?

We can’t go to the hairdressers to have our usual cut and style
God know’s how long we will be in...

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WHY CHICKEN AND ZEBRA...

I'm free at last the chicken thought
To cross the road without getting caught
No questions...

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THE DAY OF JACK THOMAS

The day of Jack Thomas couldn't get any worse
Boy did he swear and boy did he curse
Getting...

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Toilet Paper Poet

Toilet Paper Poet

I feel
Like
Toilet paper

my existence
Is only
Needed
For...

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Toilet Paper Poet

I feel
Like
Toilet paper
my existence
Is only
Needed
For
...

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ANIMAL BARS

The chicken went into a pub just the other day
Left his money behind so for a drink he couldn't pay...