My highlight of my life right now is an Asda food shop delivery I admit this sounds sad and a...
He went through the labels each and everyone Hoping that the right label hadn't been sold...
It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout. He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...
An unusual fellow was Tommy Finney Walked into town wearing a pinny The pinny was pink and...
Smile and joke At that bloke With no hair He doesn't care
Weep and wail...
Pretty Pamela Prog was a particular proud hedgehog As she daily dusted dead leaves out of her...
My husband and I were sleeping and I fell asleep on his arm and I was sleeping so hard that it left...
So I have travelled to be with you today We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay I thought...
Not one to brag and certainly won't boast However I am the world's finest ghost I come out...
(alternately titled long windedly using lower case letters: no matter tidily bowled over...
Here's a little laugh to end your day Concerns a man who walks a different way He walks...
One helluva story I heard the other day Couldn't believe the words I have to say I'm sure...
from the moment I wake up To the moment my head hits The pillow She instructs me...
The man with the hat is a real cool dude Always speaks intellectually and never rude His...
A poem for all those mum/ teachers atm...i feel ya ? ???
Teaching my kids will be sooo much...
