Ambassador Topic -

Humour

Latest entries

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ROAD SIGNS

The road signs were having a chat today
I know that you won't believe me no way
It dear...

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The shivering Shepherdess

The shivering Shepherdess

She tippy-toed thru the tulips in old Amsterdam
her flock of five sheep and a fine texel lamb had...

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‘How’s ya fancy !!!’

‘How’s ya fancy !!!’

Lying in their double divan bed there’s no rush to get up
He’s been out and in again to the kitchen...

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THE CORONAVIRUS

OH no they say the coronavirus is coming
i got go get the soup and gloves
and buy all the...

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Smoke Breaks & Candy Crush

Smoke Breaks & Candy Crush

In 2018,
research showed
that workers
who take smoke breaks
during work
...

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BLACK AND WHITE MAN

His trousers are black and his shirt is white
The black and white man dresses so right
No...

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Jagger Swagger

Jagger Swagger

The drinks are flowing freely
The night is in full swing
The Stones come on the stereo...

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Hyundai Sonata...

tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double

Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

(alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me...

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CLAIRE, MABEL AND DAVID LEE...

So we all need a laugh in these trying times
Here then is one of my funniest rhymes
Concerns...

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A’ Pickin’ A’Chicken’ ?

Matthew’s comp lol ?

A’ Pickin’ A’Chicken’ ?

“Stop ya bickerin’

So you don’t like me a pickin’ a’Chicken ?”
but I aint a sucker
I...

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ALICE MAKES A CAKE

Alice is making a cake for me today
Going to be interesting I have to say
Never has she made...

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A NUN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

Have you seen that nun over there ?
She has a habit and doesn't seem to care
I wonder what...

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Un so weiter

Un so weiter

This poem won't rhyme,
she said,
I grow bored with
the predictive inevitable..
...

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SMART AND PRETTY GIRL

A pretty girl is she and also very smart
Knows the Chinese alphabet off by heart
I'm sure...

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The Barber Shop!

The Barber Shop!

The barber shop for a quick crop,
Long locks need a trim,
A considerable while to snip and...