Humour

We can’t go to the hairdressers to have our usual cut and style
God know’s how long we will be in...

I'm free at last the chicken thought
To cross the road without getting caught
No questions...

The day of Jack Thomas couldn't get any worse
Boy did he swear and boy did he curse
Getting...

I feel
Like
Toilet paper

my existence
Is only
Needed
For...

I feel
Like
Toilet paper
my existence
Is only
Needed
For
...

The chicken went into a pub just the other day
Left his money behind so for a drink he couldn't pay...

The road signs were having a chat today
I know that you won't believe me no way
It dear...

She tippy-toed thru the tulips in old Amsterdam
her flock of five sheep and a fine texel lamb had...

Lying in their double divan bed there’s no rush to get up
He’s been out and in again to the kitchen...

OH no they say the coronavirus is coming
i got go get the soup and gloves
and buy all the...

In 2018,
research showed
that workers
who take smoke breaks
during work
...

His trousers are black and his shirt is white
The black and white man dresses so right
No...

The drinks are flowing freely
The night is in full swing
The Stones come on the stereo...

(alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me...

So we all need a laugh in these trying times
Here then is one of my funniest rhymes
Concerns...