Humour

Rising at the crack of dawn
Leaving Ushuaia this morning
Going back to Buenos Aires
A...

Fine detail leave nothing to chance
Burglars were they that was their stance
A painting in...

Spare a thought for the humble spud
The life of which isn't very good
Served with gravy the...

The twenty ninth of February is a complex day
Four years in the making some people will say
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Eating this orange bought tears to my eyes
The sharp tangy taste caught me by surprise
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Can't stop and won't stop this bug of mine
Some maybe terrible and others maybe fine
It is...

She must have swallowed an encyclopia with those long lengthy words
One has never heard so many...

A riddle me ree for you from me ?

I set you a challenge
A riddle me ree
If you can...

He looked out from his window sill
There he spotted his neighbour Bill
Bill waved to him...

I saw skinny dippers diving into the salty sea
They didn’t hide their nudity when they noticed me...

Old fashioned words are not used anymore
Twas a correct statement I know for sure
Doth...

Shake that bottle and shake it well
The contents won't come out as far as I can tell
By far...

This song has such a wonderful and sweet refrain
Can't wait for it to come round again
Many...

A visit to the dentist is a scary thing
So much pain it will certainly bring
My dentist was...

Imagine a coat without zips or pockets
Wouldn't be any use like plugs without sockets
A car...