Humour

“Stop ya bickerin’

So you don’t like me a pickin’ a’Chicken ?”
but I aint a sucker
I...

Alice is making a cake for me today
Going to be interesting I have to say
Never has she made...

Have you seen that nun over there ?
She has a habit and doesn't seem to care
I wonder what...

This poem won't rhyme,
she said,
I grow bored with
the predictive inevitable..
...

A pretty girl is she and also very smart
Knows the Chinese alphabet off by heart
I'm sure...

The barber shop for a quick crop,
Long locks need a trim,
A considerable while to snip and...

Rising at the crack of dawn
Leaving Ushuaia this morning
Going back to Buenos Aires
A...

Fine detail leave nothing to chance
Burglars were they that was their stance
A painting in...

Spare a thought for the humble spud
The life of which isn't very good
Served with gravy the...

The twenty ninth of February is a complex day
Four years in the making some people will say
...

Eating this orange bought tears to my eyes
The sharp tangy taste caught me by surprise
...

Can't stop and won't stop this bug of mine
Some maybe terrible and others maybe fine
It is...

She must have swallowed an encyclopia with those long lengthy words
One has never heard so many...

A riddle me ree for you from me ?

I set you a challenge
A riddle me ree
If you can...

He looked out from his window sill
There he spotted his neighbour Bill
Bill waved to him...

I saw skinny dippers diving into the salty sea
They didn’t hide their nudity when they noticed me...