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Look out ladies he's up to no good Nicknamed by us fellas as Bud the stud He oozes charm and...
She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet with stubby sausage little toes that...
We had kippers for our tea and tho they were very nice before you have some kippers I shall...
Young Lady I saw you Stuff Heroin Up Your BUTT CHEEKS ...
There is a Topsy Turvy land where everything makes a sound When people will walk upside down so...
With her bedroom eyes, mattress thighs, Duvet pupils twice the size, Plumped up pillows,...
You can take the girl out of the country But never the country out of the girl As she dances...
This flesh 'n' blood cousin of the ship 'o' the desert here is given that funky punky , stylish...
In the crowd how so you ask , I'm 5 foot 3 I stand out if you can find me lol , stand out.
Well it must be twelve o’clock a’ticking with that tock My tummy is a’rumbling it’s such a hungry...
Watch out ladies he's coming your way The airport lounge lizard wants you for his prey He...
I want to be known As The Samuel Jackson Of poets
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Especially one courteously wrapped ably anonymously gifted to an aspiring gourmet Chef...
Do you see me while I tirelessly Create me Ink
Do you see me while the...
