Old fashioned words are not used anymore Twas a correct statement I know for sure Doth...
Shake that bottle and shake it well The contents won't come out as far as I can tell By far...
This song has such a wonderful and sweet refrain Can't wait for it to come round again Many...
A visit to the dentist is a scary thing So much pain it will certainly bring My dentist was...
Imagine a coat without zips or pockets Wouldn't be any use like plugs without sockets A car...
" Blessed are the meek. For, they shall inherit, the earth. " Unless, they are married men. Then, as usual...
They are as tight as a ducks arse pardoning my french One could not get any tighter ...
Look out ladies he's up to no good Nicknamed by us fellas as Bud the stud He oozes charm and...
She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet with stubby sausage little toes that...
We had kippers for our tea and tho they were very nice before you have some kippers I shall...
Young Lady I saw you Stuff Heroin Up Your BUTT CHEEKS ...
There is a Topsy Turvy land where everything makes a sound When people will walk upside down so...
With her bedroom eyes, mattress thighs, Duvet pupils twice the size, Plumped up pillows,...
You can take the girl out of the country But never the country out of the girl As she dances...
This flesh 'n' blood cousin of the ship 'o' the desert here is given that funky punky , stylish...
In the crowd how so you ask , I'm 5 foot 3 I stand out if you can find me lol , stand out.