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Recalcitrant rhymester...

Recalcitrant rhymester demonstrates reasonable raillery

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter...

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CLOCK WATCHING

Billy Foster is clock watching today
Wants time to go fast needless to say
Going on holiday...

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THE MOOSE ARE LOOSE

I know a zookeeper whose name is Fred
Has a responsibility that the animals are fed
All the...

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The Power Of A Zagnut

The Power Of A Zagnut

I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt.
I beat the crap out of him because he...

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Him at 64.

Council house life.....

Him at 64.

Where I'm from is pretty rough an' so's the folk in truth
Then there's them what acts stuck up, all...

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The Worst Poem Ever ???

Greg’s challenge ???

The Worst Poem Ever ???

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever
So I shall try my very best to...

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MISTER BALL AND OTHERS

Have you heard the tale of Mister Ball ?
He keeps his bedroom in his messy hall
This was...

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Big bad bunions

Big bad bunions

Pickled onion poem ???

“Do you know about the old wive’s remedy for getting rid of big bad bunions...

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Please will you go away?

Please will you go away?

No I will not give in to you, I am looking the opposite way . Go and pick somebody else, I am not coming...

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Porky's Revenge

Porky's Revenge

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son.
I learned that when Porky got...

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My horror of hallucination

My horror of hallucination

To Noonoo land is where I go betwixt my mudddled imagination . amidst a mess and a half of bewilderment I...

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Happy birthday Matthew...

Happy birthday Matthew Scott Harris

Yours truly snapped, popped,
and cracked his crown out cervix
(I'll spare ye the bloody...

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CLIFF HANGER

Lives life on the edge driving an old banger
Let me introduce you all to Mr Cliff Hanger
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A vivacious vole?

A vivacious vole?

Something scuttled speedily scarily I see a skirting board with a small round hole . yikes I jump onto a...

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Sinking feeling springs...

courtesy sucker punched by vehicular travails

Sinking feeling springs eternal...

Truckload of banshees muffled
as more'n yours truly wails
he feels wheely tired
as one...

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Jinxed with accursed...

Jinxed with accursed automobile woes

Small fortune already spent
to maintain 2009 Hyundai Sonata
(pray cuz I love genii, or even...