Well it must be twelve o’clock a’ticking with that tock My tummy is a’rumbling it’s such a hungry...
Watch out ladies he's coming your way The airport lounge lizard wants you for his prey He...
I want to be known As The Samuel Jackson Of poets
Mother fucker this...
Especially one courteously wrapped ably anonymously gifted to an aspiring gourmet Chef...
Do you see me while I tirelessly Create me Ink
Do you see me while the...
Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit renders requiem welcoming thee to visit, no matter...
Billy Foster is clock watching today Wants time to go fast needless to say Going on holiday...
I know a zookeeper whose name is Fred Has a responsibility that the animals are fed All the...
I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt. I beat the crap out of him because he...
Where I'm from is pretty rough an' so's the folk in truth Then there's them what acts stuck up, all...
Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever So I shall try my very best to...
Have you heard the tale of Mister Ball ? He keeps his bedroom in his messy hall This was...
Pickled onion poem ???
“Do you know about the old wive’s remedy for getting rid of big bad bunions...
No I will not give in to you, I am looking the opposite way . Go and pick somebody else, I am not coming...
When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got...
